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oncewheniwasarug123

1. oncewheniwasarug123
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   October 9, 2013 5:51pm UTC
   So I took a quick nap before dance class right? 5 minutes before dance starts my father brings me pizza to eat before we leave, well I guess I dozed off again when I awoke again there was no one home AND MY PIZZA WAS GONE .
   scariest. nap. ever.
   
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2. oncewheniwasarug123
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   April 14, 2013 11:22am UTC
   I just want to ...
   quit school
   buy a ticket
   get a tan
   fall in love
   &Never Return
   
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3. oncewheniwasarug123
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   April 7, 2013 8:07pm UTC
   Be Careful who you trust with a BIG secret in a small town
   
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4. oncewheniwasarug123
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   April 7, 2013 8:01pm UTC
   I havent said two words to you but ive already named our kids..
   
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5. oncewheniwasarug123
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   April 7, 2013 7:58pm UTC
   Letting someone see the real me is honestly the scariest thing in the world completely trusting without a shadow of a doubt being completely vulnerable.
   
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6. oncewheniwasarug123
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   April 7, 2013 7:56pm UTC
   SNAPCHAT: ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEON SCREENSHOTS YOU LOOKING STUPID
   ME: LOL WHEN DO I NOT LOOK STUPID IDC
   
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7. oncewheniwasarug123
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   December 12, 2012 6:57pm UTC
   It aint always pretty but its real these are my people and this is where I come from
   
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8. oncewheniwasarug123
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   December 12, 2012 6:20pm UTC
   I miss those days where we talked to our friends on yahoo messenger about our crushes and being to scared to tell them <3
   
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9. oncewheniwasarug123
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   December 12, 2012 6:18pm UTC
   Why are all the cute ones such jerks?
   
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10. oncewheniwasarug123
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    November 26, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Yo', listen up, have a howler from Ron.
    'Naked Mole Rap' is the name of the song. (Word!)
    Here's a story in all it's glory.
    Ain't hidin' nothin', don't know what the truth is how Ron met Rufus.
    Never heard a cat bark,
    Never heard a puppy purr,
    My dad's allergic to every kind of fur.
    So I surfed for hairless pets on the internet,
    Saw a jpeg of a pink thing...
    Gonna need sunscreen!
    What is that? That freaky thing?
    (Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
    Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
    (Listen to the naked mole rap!)
    Uh huh! What is that? That freaky thing?
    (Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
    Hey, wait, I can't hear the girls sing!
    (Listen to the naked mole rap!)
    
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11. oncewheniwasarug123
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    November 26, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    i WISH I WAS A CHARACTER FROM PHINIAS AND FERB COULD LIVE IN A NEVER ENDING SUMMER
    <3
    
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12. oncewheniwasarug123
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    November 26, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    I LIKE TO SING I LIKE TO DANCE BUT I CANT DO IT WITH POOPY IN MY PANTS
    
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13. oncewheniwasarug123
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    November 26, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    The Christmas season is so close I can almost smell the mistletoe I wont be kissed under
    
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14. oncewheniwasarug123
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    November 26, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    wishing i had started this wholde dating thing earlier now i just dont know how to go about it ya know? help please im 15 never had a boyfriend:(
    
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15. oncewheniwasarug123
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    November 26, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    50 Shades of Cray
    
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16. oncewheniwasarug123
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    October 25, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    hug me brotthaaa!!!!!!!!!!
    
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17. oncewheniwasarug123
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    October 25, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    & WHO ELSE REMEMBERS
    ESETBAN
    JULIO
    RICARDO
    MONTOYO
    DEL
    A
    ROSO
    AMIRZ
    
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18. oncewheniwasarug123
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    October 25, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    WHATS THAT A HAT
    CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY
    HAT OVERSLEPT HAIR
    UNSIGHTLY CHA YOU
    LOOK LIKE KIRA
    KNIGHTLY WEVE BEEN
    THERE WEVE DONE
    THAT WE SEE RIGHT
    THROUGH YOUR
    FUNKY HAT.
    
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19. oncewheniwasarug123
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    October 25, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    WE ARE THE BOYS THE BOYS IN MOTION WE GIVE YOU OUR DEVOTION
    
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20. oncewheniwasarug123
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    October 25, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    IF I HEAR ONE MORE ELECTION COMMERCIAL IM GUNNA CAUSE HAVOC SEE WHICH ONE STOPS ME THEN HE CAN BE PRESEDENT
    
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