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omgitssafia

1. omgitssafia
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   Honey Boo Boo's mom has a boyfriend, while you're here on Witty, still single.
   Just let that sink in.
   
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2. omgitssafia
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2012 5:29pm UTC
   please leave all credits in the codes/parts of codes to me (skinscent)
   I sort of hate it when boys tell me that "periods don't hurt that bad".
   try getting kicked where the sun don't shine once a month for a week.
   ...yeah.
   
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3. omgitssafia
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2012 12:55pm UTC
   Grandma: Why is that piece of cotton candy singing?
   Me: Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.
   
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4. omgitssafia
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 5:16pm UTC
   One day you'll meet a guy.
   And ultimately he is going to find out:
   how you chew, how you sip, how you dance, how you smell at every point of the day, how your face looks like under all that makeup, how you love chocolate, how you can be hyper at times, how certain games and shows make you really happy, how cranky you can get when you're tired, how you think you look bad in every photo, and he's going to know everything about you...
   And you know what?
   He's still going to love you.
   ♥
   
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5. omgitssafia
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 11:42am UTC
   my love life
   is like the f13 button on your keyboard. :/
   
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6. omgitssafia
   posted a quote
   November 28, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   Oh, you have "natural beauty"?
   Well for some reason I could wash 95% of that "natural beauty" with a wet wipe. Get real.
   
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