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olivialuv0317

1. olivialuv0317
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   May 16, 2011 5:18pm UTC
   Last week my music teacher thought lol meant lots of love. so we told him it meant laugh out loud. and then he said oh my student signed a note that said ur the best teacher ever lol jk. he thought it meant lots of love and her initials XD god teachers r so dumb when it comes to text talk and for the rest of class we were like lol jk rofl ttyl and all that stuff and he was so confused.
   
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2. olivialuv0317
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   May 16, 2011 4:59pm UTC
   I <3 ???
   the answer on here somewhere
   a boy :D ik u were prob expecting something else but HA
   
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3. olivialuv0317
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   May 16, 2011 3:44pm UTC
   Last week i was at the craft store and i got noticed!
   I didn't just get noticed, i got TARGETED!!!
   that's when they point at u and CHASE U!!!
   - Supermac18
   
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4. olivialuv0317
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   May 16, 2011 3:40pm UTC
   My Spanish teacher is like bipolar!
   Teacher: all right class lets get started
   SIT DOWN AND DO UR WORK!!
   i think ill post-pone the test till next week
   POP QUIZ!
   - Supermac18
   
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5. olivialuv0317
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   May 16, 2011 3:31pm UTC
   Spongebob : ready to go jellyfishing pat?
   Patrick: ya! and i can use my new double net!
   Spongebob: ooh....
   Patrick: Its three times as fun!
   Spongebob: don't u mean twice as fun?
   
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6. olivialuv0317
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   May 15, 2011 2:08pm UTC
   Awkward turtles....
   BABY TURTLES! :D
   
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7. olivialuv0317
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   May 15, 2011 1:35pm UTC
   Freddie don't forget to put on a new pair of anti-bacterial underpants.
   - Freddie's mom ( i Carly )
   
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8. olivialuv0317
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   May 14, 2011 7:41pm UTC
   Who else, when picking a # for a jersey , picks the one that the guy they like wears :D
   
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9. olivialuv0317
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   May 14, 2011 7:36pm UTC
   Squidward :what is this? it seems like a forlorn Spongebob sprawled across the dirt....
   Spongebob : huh..............
   Squidwrad : Obviously depressed
   
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10. olivialuv0317
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    May 14, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    I hate the girls who think just because
    they wear short skirts
    see-through tops
    lots of makeup
    and twirl their hair
    at guys
    can get anything they want -_-
    
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11. olivialuv0317
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    May 14, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    That awkward moment........
    When you get to school in a brand new shirt and you still have the size sticker on the front.
    
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12. olivialuv0317
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    May 14, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    Brother: Libby i have a girlfriend
    Me: REALLY?? what do u guys do?
    Brother: we play hand games and stuff
    Me: ok what do u like about her?
    Brother : SHE HAS REALLY COOL SHOES :D
    lol i love my lil bro :P
    
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13. olivialuv0317
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    May 14, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    I just straightened my hair to go to freakin' Walmart!
    - alli
    lol i love having girly friends
    
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14. olivialuv0317
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    May 13, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    i want to find a guy at my school that won't break up with me after 2 weeks.....
    i guess i need a new school -_- </3
    
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15. olivialuv0317
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    May 13, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    I would LOVE to see someone describe a conversation without using the word LIKE a lot.
    
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16. olivialuv0317
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    May 13, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    When people say u don't HAVE to bring in something....
    They mean YES YOU ABSOLUTELY DO have to bring in something!
    
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17. olivialuv0317
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    May 13, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    You know you have a great friend....
    when they will go into the bathroom with u so u don't have to cry all alone :(
    fave if u have a friend who would do this for u
    
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18. olivialuv0317
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    May 13, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    oh... sorry didn't you hear?
    dress like a total sl•t day is NEXT Friday.
    
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19. olivialuv0317
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    May 13, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    I
    am
    THE friend who makes every moment....
    a that's what she said moment
    fave if your THAT friend to
    
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20. olivialuv0317
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    May 13, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    That awkward moment when......
    your teachers yell at you for talking when it was the person sitting next to u talking.
    ha this happenes to me alot!!!
    
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