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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
September 30, 2011 12:37pm UTC

I Think It's
r e a l l y h o t w h e n g u y s w e a r p i n k ♥

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
September 30, 2011 1:14pm UTC

if you think about
how huge the universe is,
it seems perfectly rational to eat an entire cake.
AlNicholas

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cocopopsticles
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 7:43am UTC

Teacher:
"Can you tell me the name of 3 kings that have brougt happiness and peace into our lifes?"
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Boy:
"Sure; smo-king, drin-king and fuc-king."

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An'*
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 7:58pm UTC

don't cry for a boy who left you.
the next one may fall for your smile. ♥

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BAMitsLindsayx
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 10:24am UTC

Going Out, Not Caring How You Look;
then seeing
the hottest guy ever.

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b1air
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 1:27pm UTC

Last quote before I leave for Europe, lets make it count?
being a 10 cent
hoe doesn't
make you a dime
B1air

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xocarlyyxox
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 11:44pm UTC

Girl: I'm so ugly .
Boy: You spelled Beautiful wrong.
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KatieStokerxx
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 4:56pm UTC

he's such a flirt
and it kills me to see him flirt with you. Just like he used to with me. ♥

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you_and_me_f0rever
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 3:14pm UTC

i want the real you back,
the one who was afraid to [break my heart], the one who never wanted to see me cry. ♥

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iTried_uLied_iCried
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 11:45pm UTC

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global
warming. Karma's a b♥tch.
Sincerely, the Titanic

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kyhricak
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 4:34pm UTC

Bruno Mars:
better known as,
t h e g u y w h o g i v e s m e h o p e t h a t t h e r e i s a b o y o u t t he r e t h at t h i n k s i ' m
b e a u t i f u l t he w a y i a m .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kyhricak
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 4:38pm UTC

You made me feel like a princess
then i realize, you treat every girl like that.

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