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  1. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 3:14am UTC
    According to Greek mythology, humans were once hermaphroditic creatures born with 2 heads, 4 arms, and 4 legs. Fearing their power, Zeus split them apart, condemning them to spend their whole life searching for their other half <3

  2. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 3:04am UTC
    “Today you are You,
    that is truer than true.
    There is no one alive
    who is Youer than You”
    -Dr. Seuss<3

  3. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 2:40am UTC
    talk.
    i'll listen.

  4. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 2:34am UTC
    You are
    who you really are
    when no one
    is looking.

  5. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 2:29am UTC
    Love
    the person
    who saw you
    when you were
    invisible.

  6. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 2:23am UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 2:12am UTC
    I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like.

  8. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 3:35pm UTC
    Hedgehogs.
    w h y c a n ' t t h e y j u s t s h a r e t h e h e d g e ?

  9. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 4:47am UTC
    I dig you.

  10. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 4:42am UTC
    Your shoes are untied. But for you, it's cool(:

  11. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 4:39am UTC
    Let us die young or let us live forever,
    w e d o n' t h a v e t h e p o w e r b u t w e n e v e r s a y n e v e r

  12. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 4:23am UTC
    You are beautiful.

  13. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 5:39pm UTC
    I have 4 score and 19 difficulties, but a wench can't be counted among them(:
    (i got 99 problems but a bittch ain't one)

  14. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 5:07pm UTC
    Mr. Krabs live s in BikiniBottom.
    h a h a

  15. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 4:58pm UTC
    :D

  16. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 4:55pm UTC
    Cause you're the apple to my pie
    You're the straw to my berry
    you're the smoke to my high, and you're the one I wanna marry(:

  17. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 4:39pm UTC
    H o w m u c h a r e y o u w o r t h ? ?
    Natural Hair Color:
    Brown-$100
    Blonde-$50
    Black - $15
    Bald - $5
    Other-$75
    Eye Color:
    Brown - $50
    Green - $75
    Blue $150
    Hazel $100
    Other-$15
    Height:
    Over 7′ - $200
    6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    Under 5'4 - $ 95
    Age:
    50 to 56 - $175
    46 to 50 - $150
    41 to 45 - $125
    31 to 40 - $100
    26 to 30 - $75
    21 to 25 - $50
    19 to 20 - $25
    0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    Twins or more than twins - $750
    First Born - $320
    Only Child - $250
    second born - $150
    Middle child - $100
    Last born - $100
    third born - $550
    fourth born - $300
    fifth born - $400
    sixth born -$215
    Drink?
    I did like once - $400
    Only Holidays - $250
    Sometimes - $215
    YES - $200
    only weekends - $300
    Every other day - $50
    Once a day - $15
    I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
    No - $600
    Shoe Size:
    13+ - $300
    12 and a half to 13 - $250
    7 to 10 - $500
    11 to 12 - $400
    Under 7- $450
    Favorite Colors (two):
    Green-$750
    Red - $600
    Black - $100
    Yellow - $475
    Brown - $300
    Purple - $225
    White - $400
    Aqua - $350
    Orange - $300
    Blue - $300
    Pink/Hot pink - $100
    Other - $500
    Total worth= $3,045
    suck it.

  18. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 2:21am UTC
    “Where do yuh wanna go?”
    a n y w h e r e b u t h e r e, p l e a s e.

  19. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 2:16am UTC
    EVERYTHING IS AMAZING & NOBODY IS HAPPY.

  20. ohsotalia ohsotalia
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 2:09am UTC
    i feel like i'm waiting for something that isn't going to happen.

:)

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