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ohmyitskelseyxx

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Member Since: 17 Oct 2011 04:54pm

Last Seen: 9 Nov 2012 06:28pm

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HOW MUCH DOES A POLAR BEAR WEIGH?! Enough to break the ice. Smooth right? Hi, my name's Kelsey(: If you follow me or favorite my quotes, i always follow you. (hint) lolol. :D My favorite thing in the world is music, cant live without it. < 3 Im really tall.. Almost 5'9 D: I dont like it D: I have Body Dysmorphic Disorder. Oh well oh well.. Although im only 14 ive been through Hell and back, so I can understand if you want to vent to me. < 3 You guys are fuh-reaking amazing. Please please please tell me if you need to talk about ANYTHING! < 3 I love Pretty Little Liars lmaoo. xD  I love Witty.(: xD You guys can add me on facebook or something if you want. I dont mind. But if you want to know me, or if you have any questions, talk to me!(: I love youu!(: 

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This is how i feel whenever someone follows me. < 3 







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this is how i feel everytime my best friend gets another boyfriend. -______-





win.


And this next one just makes me extremely happy.<3  

1. ohmyitskelseyxx
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2012 3:18pm UTC
   Roses are red
   Violets are blue
   One Direction says:
   "It's gotta be you."
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
2. ohmyitskelseyxx
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2012 9:18pm UTC
   forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
   Dear cough syrup,
   you do not taste like grape. You taste like death and the tears of small children, but not grape.
   format; forgeterr
   from dearblankpleaseblank
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
3. ohmyitskelseyxx
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   I'm done.
   Talk to me when the old you comes back.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
4. ohmyitskelseyxx
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 1:01pm UTC
   In order for you to insult me,
   I would have to value your opinion.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
5. ohmyitskelseyxx
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 12:56pm UTC
   "It's a flood!"
   "It's okay guys, I have a shamwow."
   
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6. ohmyitskelseyxx
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2012 10:35pm UTC
   » Just gonna take my
   purse to the bathroom;
   never know when you're gonna need your debit card, right?
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
7. ohmyitskelseyxx
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 11:18am UTC
   LET'S LEAVE NO WORDS UNSPOKEN,
   SAVE REGRETS FOR THE BROKEN. ♥
   
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8. ohmyitskelseyxx
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2012 10:01am UTC
   An ugly personality
   Ruins a beautiful face.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 15 points
9. ohmyitskelseyxx
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2012 9:57am UTC
   forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
   Dear cough syrup,
   you do not taste like grape. You taste like death and the tears of small children, but not grape.
   format; forgeterr
   from dearblankpleaseblank
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
10. ohmyitskelseyxx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:56am UTC
    In order for you to insult me,
    I would have to value your opinion.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
11. ohmyitskelseyxx
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    When you accidentally kick your dog,
    and you chase them like:
    "LET ME LOVE YOU!"
    ♥
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 63 points
12. ohmyitskelseyxx
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    I hate it when
    Two of my friends are kissing and i'm over there like:
    "You guys need anything? Some snacks, a condom?"
    nmq
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 20 points
13. ohmyitskelseyxx
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Not to excite you or anything,
    but under my clothes, I'm naked.
    ♥
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 22 points
14. ohmyitskelseyxx
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    I filled this circle with the exact amount of f*cks I give.
    
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15. ohmyitskelseyxx
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:56am UTC
    Google
    the most amazing thing alive
    Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
    Everything Did you mean: You
    credit to PaperLung
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
16. ohmyitskelseyxx
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:51am UTC
    I'm too shy to talk to you.
    So i'll just awkwardly obsess
    from afar.♥
    MeeandYouuformats
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
17. ohmyitskelseyxx
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Why be i n a relationship
    If you have a single person's mentality?
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 122 points
18. ohmyitskelseyxx
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    I want to be the girl that brings your
    whole world to a stop.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
19. ohmyitskelseyxx
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    Dear gas prices,
    I like it when you go down on me.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
20. ohmyitskelseyxx
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Dear students,
    Please never stop making typos in your assignments.
    Sincerely, "Run for your livers!"
    ♥
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

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