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Member Since: 26 Feb 2009 06:16pm

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allie.
& this is all there is to it.
im pentacostal ( protestant ).
im thirteen.
im about to be in eighth grade.
my friends are FABULOUS.
& my life is screwed up.
but that's just me.
accept
it or don't.

  1. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2009 2:20pm UTC
    There was this girl and she was with
    her
    friend.
    They were looking through peoples
    MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace. It
    had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to
    die!

  2. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2009 8:42pm UTC
    * ;
    " the will of god will not take you where the grace of god can't protect you. "

  3. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 2:03pm UTC
    girl, close your eyes
    let that rhythm, get into to you
    don't try to fight it
    there ain't nothin' that you can do
    relax your mind
    lay back and groove with mine
    you gotta feel the heat
    and we can ride the boogie
    share that beat of love
    i wanna rock with you , all night !
    dance you in the day, sunlight
    i wanna rock with you, all night
    we're gonna rock the night away
    r.i.p
    michael joseph jackson,
    aka - KING of pop.

  4. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 1:53pm UTC
    it's close to midnight, and something evil's lurkin' in the dark.
    under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart.
    you try to scream, but terror takes the sound before you make it.
    you try to freeze, as horror stares you right between your eyes.
    your paralyzed !
    `cause this is THRiLLER.
    THRiLLER night, and no ones gonna save you
    from the beast about to strike.
    you know it's THRiLLER, THRiLLER night.
    you'r fighting for your life inside a
    KiLLER, THRiLLER, night !
    thrill the heavens michael!
    rest in peace king of pop.

  5. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2009 2:01pm UTC
    mom : take that off your lip.
    me : but it's not a real piercing, it's a fake.
    mom : ohhh , in that case, take that off you lip right now.
    moms just don't get it.

  6. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2009 6:05pm UTC
    you think you're cool ?
    -- girl , please.
    i'm theBOMB.COM

  7. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 11:34pm UTC
    &+ i can't take it anymore, im coming clean; ;-*

  8. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2009 9:47pm UTC
    you made it,
    now all you have to do,
    is LiVE.
    ;;_♥*

  9. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 5:12pm UTC
    and sometimes i wonder,
    What happens when we fufill our ultimate destiny?
    (_;;♥*™]

  10. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 2:06pm UTC
    The Best Thing You Can Do While
    It's Raining, Is Just To Let It Rain.
    (_;; ♥ *™]

  11. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2009 6:02pm UTC
    i'm sick and tired.
    one minute,
    im pretty.
    the next minute,
    im the ugliest girl .
    in the school.
    one moment,
    im the smartest kid in my class.
    the next moment,
    my teachers can't stand me.
    and quite frankly,
    i can't stand my teachers.
    one hour,
    im happy, on cloud nine.
    not even within the next,
    i feel like i just wanna,
    fall off the face of the earth.
    yeaahh, school is so awesomee.

  12. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 4:13pm UTC
    caution :
    this is a place of ( hearts. )
    please don't feed them any lies.
    ;; ♥ ™

  13. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 9:40pm UTC
    i was mad at you all day long today.
    ' - - - - - > and you didn't even notice at all.
    i moved further away when you sat down,
    and spoke in what i thought was an angry tone.
    i looked at you with a glare in my eyes.
    the anger and pain piercing deep.
    but you didn't seem to care, no not at all.
    but now as i look back, <- - - - - -'
    you acted extra shy today.
    you sounded sad when i was speaking angrily at you.
    you gave me puppy-dog eyes when i glared.
    and simply sighed when i moved away.
    and now im thinking ;;
    maybe you did notice you were being a jerk yesterday.
    ™ ;;

  14. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2009 5:29pm UTC
    * _ i can't help it anymore ` ;
    i find myself staring at you constantly.
    talking about you too much.
    smiling at you all the time.
    talking to you when it's unessessary.
    scooching closer when your sad.
    and you know what ?
    you stare back.
    you talk about me too.
    you smile back.
    you talk back.
    you don't move away.
    and it encourages me that much more to keep doing it.
    ♥ ™
    had to enter it again for kelly's request.

  15. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 4:24pm UTC
    I'm confused.
    i could have sworn you didn't like me.
    i could have thought we were gonna try friends.
    i was pretty sure i was over you.
    and that was were it ends.
    but today you seemed to actually care.
    uh, what ?
    excuseme, did you just ask me if iloveyou ?
    UM, WHAT ?

  16. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2009 10:04pm UTC
    friends with benefits *
    *
    crazy insiders, tons of laughs, friendly's for hours, and walking around the mall with no money.

  17. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2009 9:25pm UTC
    CATHOLIC SCHOOL DANCES
    crazy nights , ` stupid fights
    * late night fun & it ' s JUST begun
    - not so innocent, not so clean.
    they always make us leave,
    loving us as WE.
    but i like we finally see
    that we are really FAMILY.
    not what you expected , eh ?

  18. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2009 7:22pm UTC
    &+ ANDit'SFUNNY
    because the minute
    i wake up that morning,
    and realize, that
    we were never meant to be
    and i never really liked
    you. is the same day,
    that we started coming
    closer. <3

  19. ohjustalex ohjustalex
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 1:12pm UTC
    KELLY ANN
    the coolest chick you'll ever meet.

:)

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