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  1. stellaruby stellaruby
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Me: -about to fall asleep-
    Brain: You know what's a great movie? Paranormal Activity..

  2. encorenewbie encorenewbie
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.(:

  3. livelifeforever22 livelifeforever22
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Trying to forget someone you've loved,
    is like trying to remember someone you havn't met

  4. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Communist until you get rich.
    Feminist until you get married.
    Atheist until the airplane starts falling.
    An excerpt from "The Hyprocrite Diaries"

  5. MeganFantasticT MeganFantasticT happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    "I don't really know how to end a prayer...the end?"
    ~21 jump street

  6. SexyBeatGotSwag SexyBeatGotSwag
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Seeing a cute guy
    And being all...
    HUBBA HUBBA (;
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. cuddlethosehaters cuddlethosehaters
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    That akward moment..
    when you try to hug someone sexy and you head but the
    mirror...

  8. EMOBLOOD EMOBLOOD
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    I LOGGED INTO WITTY
    AND I HAD 15 NOTIFICATIONS- THAT`S THE MOST I`VE EVER GOTTEN
    THANKS GUYS :')

  9. MarcuzIssexy MarcuzIssexy
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I WILL NEVER DATE AN UGLY GIRL.
    EVER.
    Why?
    Because they dont exist.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Doctor: About how long would you say you're on the computer for?
    Me: About seven hours
    Me: A week?
    Me:
    Doctor:
    Me:
    Doctor:
    Me: Yeah, let's go with that.


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  12. AlreadyGone AlreadyGone
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    1-800-273-8255
    this is the suicide hotline.
    Click the heart if you are willing to save a life.


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  14. paigeee_xoxox paigeee_xoxox
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 4:35pm UTC
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  15. ForeverxYours ForeverxYours
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    I hate the whole __ faves in __ minutes if you wish cancer didn't exist quotes.
    It's really annoying. Getting faves on a quote isn't going to help people that are dying of cancer. If you wanna help, get off the computer and donate to the tomorrow fund.

  16. katlynnloveshunter1234 katlynnloveshunter1234
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    FR3$HM@N
    class of '15 let me hear you scream(;
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. escapetheworld escapetheworld
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 9:00am UTC
    sitting awake at 7am,
    listening to this amazing thunderstorm,
    and texting him, while he listens too. :)
    nmf.


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  19. iceskatinggurl18 iceskatinggurl18
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 9:01am UTC
    ZOO PALS MAKE EATING
    fun.

  20. secretsunspoken23 secretsunspoken23
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 9:01am UTC
    Girl takes picture of face
    1like
    Girl takes picture of boobs
    7236542 likes
    shootforthestarsxo

:)

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