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oceaneyez

1. oceaneyez
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   October 16, 2011 3:06am UTC
   LOL THATS SO ...not funny...
   
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2. oceaneyez
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   October 16, 2011 2:56am UTC
   That Awkward moment is when..
   Your in an airport getting one of those yummy pretzels.. and someone starts running towards you with open arms and your like ehh i'm in a good mood you open your arms and then they run RIGHT past you and knock your pretzel outta your hand..
   
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3. oceaneyez
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   October 16, 2011 2:49am UTC
   Teacher: Where's your Homework?
   Him:....My dog ate it. O.o
   Teacher: Really?, Really?...That old one? Now what REALLY Happend?
   Him: FINE,Fine!....Alien's came in my window last night and took my homeowork off my desk..I tried to stop them but they threatened to zap me with their Lazor.. ..
   Teacher: OH!! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO!??!!
   
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4. oceaneyez
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   October 16, 2011 2:45am UTC
   OMG I just got a text!! :V MAYBE ITS HIM! :V..*Looks* ... Darn,Its just my mom asking if i need tampon's..
   
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5. oceaneyez
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   October 16, 2011 2:41am UTC
   NO WITTY YOU COOL YOUR JETS :D
   
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6. oceaneyez
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   October 16, 2011 2:40am UTC
   Toes in the water a*s in the sand not a worry in the world juss a cold beer in my hand..Life is good today..:D
   
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7. oceaneyez
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   October 16, 2011 2:38am UTC
   Deep,Deep Inside...I wanna stab YOU in the back...And you can see how it feels..</3
   
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8. oceaneyez
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   October 16, 2011 2:36am UTC
   From a table away..</3
   
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9. oceaneyez
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   October 16, 2011 2:36am UTC
   You might not know this..But..I'm dying inside </3
   
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10. oceaneyez
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    October 16, 2011 2:34am UTC
    <3JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON <3
    
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11. oceaneyez
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    October 16, 2011 2:32am UTC
    My Mom: I wanna be forever young
    Me:....Young?? I think you passed that stage YEARS ago
    
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12. oceaneyez
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    October 16, 2011 2:27am UTC
    We got da whole stadium in love <3
    
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13. oceaneyez
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    October 16, 2011 2:24am UTC
    Boy;Hey baby,What's your Number?
    Girl; Ok..555-Inyourdreams ;)
    
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14. oceaneyez
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    October 16, 2011 2:21am UTC
    I'm Me! Gotta Problem with that? Cause i dont have time to be judged....
    
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15. oceaneyez
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    October 16, 2011 2:20am UTC
    Dude. You Were So Drunk.
    Cmon I wasnt that drunk.
    You Grabbed My Parakeet Threw It At My Hamster And Yelled "ANGRY BIRDS"
    ..awesome..
    
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16. oceaneyez
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    October 14, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    If you Die in an elevator, Be sure to press the up button :)
    
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