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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. TeiaEatWorld TeiaEatWorld
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:20am UTC
    Dude I Wasnt That Drunk #1
    Dude, you walked into walmart, And when the voice came on from the intercom, You droped to your knee's and Screamed 'GOD HAS SPOKEN'

  4. behappy111 behappy111
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    fave if you remember ;
    Ed,Edd&Eddy
    nmf

  5. nhkm97 nhkm97
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you call your teacher "Mom".

  6. fallforyou22 fallforyou22
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    I tried sniffing coke once
    but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
    (:
    notmyformat!

  7. liveitup4you liveitup4you
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    "Can you walk any softer?"
    "Oh please, Jenna can't hear us, she's blind."
    P R E T T Y L I T T L E L I A R S

  8. LindseyRose LindseyRose
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 12:08am UTC
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    Then he,
    the star quarterback.
    Started dating her,
    the girl with leukemia.
    I have never respected anyone more in my life.
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  9. gabloveesyouu gabloveesyouu
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    That creepy moment,
    when you're home alone,
    & you hear one little noise,
    & you think, "omg i'm gonna die."

  10. gabloveesyouu gabloveesyouu
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    When you say a word
    A lot,
    and it starts to sound like,
    You're saying it wrong.

  11. nevershoutally2169 nevershoutally2169
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 8:02am UTC
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    A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his -Marley & Me♥
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  12. nevershoutally2169 nevershoutally2169
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 8:13am UTC
    A woman is helpless
    until her nail polish dries.

  13. nevershoutally2169 nevershoutally2169
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 10:02am UTC
    Charlie: Bella, what happened?
    Jacob: I kissed her. &She broke her hand.. punching my face...

  14. nevershoutally2169 nevershoutally2169
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    Tell me the most beautiful lie you could tell me...
    tell me you love me.

  15. iHeartFour iHeartFour
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    you really love him,
    don't you?
    A simple pyschological question.
    Not a single name was mentioned,
    but someone suddenly came into your mind.

  16. Sheelbbz Sheelbbz
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:44am UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. kelseylh24 kelseylh24
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 11:31am UTC
    No, I'm not color blind.
    I know the world is black & white.

  18. xxtorrrrr xxtorrrrr
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    I'm the kind of girl
    who feels ugly without make up,
    and when she has bad hair, her whole day is bad,
    who is a lot more self conscious then you would think.
    The type of girl who hates her own voice, and thinks she is really annoying.
    The girl who has a huge heart, but gets used a lot.
    The girl who always wants to have real friends, but always seems to choose bad ones.
    The kind of girl who just wants to be loved by you,
    and accepted unconditionally.

  19. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    who else thinks it's cute
    when you catch a guy looking at you? ♥

  20. jose jose
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    -__-
    This is Steve. Steve is your friend
    Include Steve in all of your daily
    routine activities Make Steve feel
    loved. If he is hungry, make him
    sushi If he is thirsty give him iced
    tea Sleep with Steve Love Steve
    L I V E S T E V E ♥

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