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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    I might be ugly but at least--
    Nevermind, my personality sucks, too.

  2. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:25am UTC
    I was just talking to my Mum
    and spilled water all over my face
    and she literally didn't even notice and just carried on with her story


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:15am UTC
    Me: I'll do my homework at 7PM
    *7.02PM*
    Me: oops too late gotta wait til 8 now

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Person: You're blocking the view
    Me: I am the view

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:14am UTC
    Teacher: When corals get stressed, they die
    Classmate: If I was coral, I would be dead
    Me: What does coral even get stressed about?

  7. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 8:33am UTC
    so yesterday,
    a girl with cancer in my year wrote on facebook,
    'ive got a month left to live, and no date for the dance..'
    today,
    the most popular boy in our year,
    dumped his date for the dance, the meanest girl in our year,
    and is now taking the girl with cancer.
    guys like this give me hope:)

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    remember back in like 5th grade when
    everyone vowed the would never do drugs or drink.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    When I die, I'll go to heaven because I've already done my time in hell.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    my mom and dad never gave me "the talk"
    as a child. they must've known how unattractive and unsociable i would become.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    nobody keeps their middle school friends forever. you'll fail a math test once in your life. your teachers will assign you seats away from your friends and your parents will assign you to your room when you do illegal things, you're going to get drunk and say something you'll regret. you're going to cry over boys who's names you won't remember in twenty years. you're going to call your friends names behind their back when they make you mad, and they're going to do the same to you. you're going to be on your own once and a while. your opinions of people will change, once you get to know them. you're going to run from the police. you're going to hold someones hair back at one o'clock on a staurday morning. you're going to find one book in english class they you actually read. people are going to make fun of the music you like, and other people are going to like it just the same. you're never going to finish all your homework. you're going to cry and maybe, just maybe, need a hug from your mom. you're going to bs every essay you write and pray that you sound like you know what you're talking about. you're going to get lost in a neighborhood that you don't know and walk around till you find where you're going. you're going to sing sappy teenage ballads all alone in your room when no one else is home. you're going to dream of finally getting out of your town, and you're going to miss it when you leave. you're going to take pictures that you will blush at in five years. you're going to get whistled at, cheated on, yelled at, ditched by your friends, played by boys, laughed at. you're going to fall in a out of love, and one day you might really figure out what that word means. you're never going to stop looking for yourself. you are a teenager, so stop trying so hard, expecting so much, crying so often. walk with your head held high. quit talking (poop) about people. take a wlak outside. go to schoo and smile at everyone, and who knows. you might really make it through.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    i hate myself but
    i'm still better than you.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    being on witty has helped me lower
    the amounts of time that i actually do swear.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    i believe in equality.
    if we have a five day week of school, we should have five day weekends as well.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    friend: *whispering* if you say stupid say "what"
    me: what?
    friend: OH MAN
    OH
    OH DEAR JESUS CHRIST
    I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
    SEET SEET JESUS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
    JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    i'm cute if you close your eyes.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    who needs friends when you have
    follwers that don't speak to you. (catch the hint?)

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    it is seriously messed up how
    planes can fly without flapping their wings.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    if you're looking for a sign not to kill yourself tonight, this is it.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    i hate when i am a cat and
    the humans don't meow back.

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