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  1. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    #1 That moment of victory when...
    a teacher asks you a question and she thinks you never pay attention and you answer with the correct answer.

  2. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 9:10pm UTC
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  3. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    Teacher: This week is anti-bullying week, and you have to come up with a quote
    Me: *thinking* Stop F*cking with my feelings or I'll F*ck you up.

  4. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    I'm creeped out..I need someone to talk to ;P

  5. noura1099 noura1099
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    March 2, 2013 8:43pm UTC
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  6. noura1099 noura1099
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    March 1, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    A Normal girl: Oh My God! He is sooo cute*pointing to a guy*
    Me: I can't wait until I get home! I have to go on witty! Ugh how I hate my life! *stares at clock*

  7. noura1099 noura1099
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    February 28, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    www.lovestardollfreebies.blogspot.com (if you are on stardoll)
    www.teens-kids.blgspot.com
    My two blogs. Really would love if you visit (:

  8. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    I dont want to like you...
    But I can't seem to forget you either♥

  9. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    You are soooooooo funny!
    Now, since I laughed, would you please leave me alone?

  10. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    My Text Definitions!
    LOL: There's nothing else to say.
    BRB: I don't want to talk to you.
    Cool: That was lame.

  11. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 11:19am UTC
    The saddest story ever!
    So, I had a crush on this cute guy and he was so freaking adorable. He had dimples and was taller than me. I liked him really much. I used to mess with him all the time(Sometimes I climbed his back and he just kept on walking. I'm a creep o.o) So anyways, when I told him I liked him, he told me that he was gay. I was so freaking sad because I was getting desperate...
    WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

  12. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    Letter from my friend Emina <3
    Dear Noura,
    I remember I first met you in kindergarten and though you were weird because you were always quite. Then years passed by and never saw you. Eventually we met at the same middle school and then I'm like wait a minute that niqquah face familiar! In 8th grade, I had the f*cking guts to talk to you because now you are one of the loudest and funniest/prettiest people! When I asked for your name you said Noura and then I'm like sh*t! That's the niqquah I knew ever since I was still s*cking on n*pples! Well, here I am in my room and its f*cking boring...

  13. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    Once upon a time a few mistakes ago...

  14. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    OMG are you hurt?!
    No. But you're about to be.

  15. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    When I'm texting and don't understand what a person is saying I might say
    LOL or Oh or just change the subject.
    When I'm talking to someone and don't understand what the person is saying to me I might say
    What (multiple times) then just smile hoping it wasn't a question.

  16. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    Whenever you feel like a test was easy
    You're screwed up.

  17. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    We're done
    What?! What do you mean we're done!? You b*tch! That's why I slept with five of your friends haha!
    No... with the movie...
    Oh, How was it? :)
    OMG You H*e I always knew you we're like that! B*tch! Burn in F*cking h*ll!

  18. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:11pm UTC
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  19. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Bratty girl to normal girl: High Five! Ew don't touch me!
    Me: You need a highfive on your face with a brick...

  20. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    You can never look ugly as a cartoon...
    unless you're on family guy...

:)

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