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nothinggoesmyway

TheNameIsBarbie
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September 19, 2011 3:55pm UTC
Favourite this,
and I'll follow you.
'Cause I'm just that bored :)

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missamanda1337
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September 25, 2011 10:04pm UTC
thos e lov e hate relationships,
are absolutely adorable♥

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beenXthereXdoneXthat
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September 24, 2011 11:55am UTC
yesterday in L.A.
Our teacher was giving us the definition of the word "cajole"
[Persuade someone to do something by sustain coating or flattering]
Then, he looks at all of us and says,
"That's what a boy does to a girl. He tells her she's beautiful and that he loves her and persuades her to do stuff then BAM! I don't love you anymore."
Best.Teacher.Ever.
Format: twilightgirl995

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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taytayx311
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September 22, 2011 10:03pm UTC
Hey dude what's up?
Gas prices
You know what I mean.Like...What's crackin'?
Nut shots.
Really?Fine.What's poppin'?
Dude come home now, the hamster just di
Corn. Dude stop setting yourself up.
Dude come home now, the hamster just died !

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