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  1. normajean normajean
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 3:37pm UTC
    I don't play mind games. My shorts don't expose my butt cheeks.
    I don't kill the word love. I don't like drama. I keep my legs together.
    Harry Potter > Twilight. Horror movies > chick flicks. Bon Jovi > Kesha.
    I'll tell you if I have a problem with you. I respect myself. I like to hang
    out with my parents. I also appreciate their advice. I guard my heart.
    I keep secrets. I only say something when I mean it. My smile and
    laugh are genuine. I wear sunscreen. I know that I'm only human.
    I'm a defective teenage girl.
    If you can relate, feel free to comment and add on. :)

  2. normajean normajean
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 2:23pm UTC
    I went to Six Flags with a friend yesterday. I ran up to a guy in a Sasquatch suit who was there to endorse the park's Sasquatch ride and gave him a ginormus hug.
    Last night, I was filling out one of those quizzes that ask useless questions to pass the time. It asked, "Who was the last person you hugged?" That was fun to explain.

  3. normajean normajean
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 1:44pm UTC
    I have no fear of drowning,
    it's the breathing that's
    taking all this work.
    Work ♥ Jars of Clay

  4. normajean normajean
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2010 11:20pm UTC
    "What's a first date without spilling a
    little popcorn every where?"
    Embarrassing first date story? Check.
    Jeremy, you'll never see this, (I already told you
    anyway,) but I just wanted to thank you for being
    such a gentleman tonight. I had a really good time.
    Hope to see you soon. You hold the popcorn next time. :)

  5. normajean normajean
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2010 6:39pm UTC
    Police: Tell us everything! Everything!
    Chunk: Ok, I'll talk! In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...
    When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I
    pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home
    and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then,
    t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over
    the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing
    up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life!
    The Goonies ♥
    There is no reason to make this quote pretty, :p
    Click on that organ! ;D

  6. normajean normajean
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 12:18pm UTC
    Jeremy: So, I was looking at the reviews for Vampires Suck...
    Me: Really? I kind of wanted to see Inception.
    Jeremy: YESSSSSS!
    it's the thought that counts, though. :)

  7. normajean normajean
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 6:03pm UTC
    I'D  RATHER  BLEED
    OUT    OF     MY    EARS
    THAN   MY   WRISTS .
    ( ( ♫ ) )

  8. normajean normajean
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2010 9:47am UTC
    love is not a verb.
    love is a decision,
    and a commitment.

  9. normajean normajean
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2010 6:40pm UTC
    What
    is it
    like to
    "heart"
    someone?

:)

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