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nommingoncookies

1. nommingoncookies
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2016 5:21am UTC
   holy f*ck
   haven't been on here since I was 15
   i'm 20 now
   
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2. nommingoncookies
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2012 5:49am UTC
   Going to your friends' house,
   and just being like, "woman, feed me."
   
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3. nommingoncookies
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2012 3:45pm UTC
   Court Dismissed,
   bring in the dancing lobsters.
   fave if you know where this is from
   ♥♥♥
   
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4. nommingoncookies
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2012 5:31am UTC
   BOOM.
   G O T YOUR
   BOYFRIEND
   
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5. nommingoncookies
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2012 5:25pm UTC
   Hey everyone I am back!
   I have missed you all!
   and wittytoo!
   I will be coming on again! So happy.
   
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6. nommingoncookies
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2011 10:34pm UTC
   READ THIS LOL.
   Mks, So there are these 3 men on a cruise. 1 is American 1 is Italian and the other is Mexican. The Italian man throws a pizza off the cruise and says "We have to many of these in Italy". The Mexican throws a taco off the cruise and says "We have to many of these in Mexico". Then the American picks up the Mexican, throws him, and says" We have to many of these in America" Thank you for reading! :) Did you get it? Fav please!
   
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7. nommingoncookies
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2011 10:05pm UTC
   DONT WASTE YOUR TIME
   ON ME YOUR ALREADY THE
   Voice inside my head, (:
   I MISS YOU. I MISS YOU.
   Blink- 182 ♥
   
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8. nommingoncookies
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 6:57pm UTC
   Dear children,
   Every time you look under the bed for me and try to find me before you go to bed, what are you exactly going to do to me if you do find me?
   Sincerely, The monsters under your bed.
   
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9. nommingoncookies
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 12:55am UTC
   The only reason why,
   Santa is so jolly is beacause he knows where,
   ALL THE "BAD" GIRLS LIVE.
   GET IT?
   
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10. nommingoncookies
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    If you fav this quote,
    you are sexy.
    And get a cookie, how awesome is that?nd *nmfhj n
    
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11. nommingoncookies
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    Im your biggest fan,
    Ill follow you until you love me.
    PAPA* PAPA*
    PAPARAZZI.
    LADY ` GAGA
    
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12. nommingoncookies
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 9:49am UTC
    Fav if you, had alot of moments that
    Were just plain . . .
    awkward :3
    Please check out my other stuff and please follow/comment/fav & Ill do it back!
    Also if any youuu want, I has some good websites for stuffs. Just ask!
    
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