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  1. nolifejk123 nolifejk123
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    i only met you once and you're the love of my life. im positive.. i will never let you go.

  2. nolifejk123 nolifejk123
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    i only met you once and you're the love of my life. im positive.. i will never let you go.

  3. nolifejk123 nolifejk123
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    when you try your best but you don't succeed
    but then you get what what you want but not what you need....
    what could be worst

  4. nolifejk123 nolifejk123
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    Scilence is golden
    duck tape is silver

  5. nolifejk123 nolifejk123
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Lucie was a four year old girl. one morning she said to her mom, "the ice cream man is here!" and ran out the door with money. The ice cream truck was white with bullet proof windows which were tinted. The little girl said, "Can i buy a ice cream. I have six dollars." in a sweet inocent voice. "Sure, just get in my van first." The little girl did what he said and got in the van. When her mom got out side, the little girl was gone.

  6. nolifejk123 nolifejk123
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    I FARTED.... SHHHHH DON'T TELL ANYBODY

  7. nolifejk123 nolifejk123
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    THE SCARIEST THING I EVER INCOUNTERED WAS WHEN I ALMOST FELL OVER IN A CHAIR..... WHY MARK WHY

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