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nolifejk123
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January 30, 2013 5:53pm UTC

P. people
O. order
O. our
P. patties
-sponge bob

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Helenxoxox
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January 27, 2013 1:14pm UTC

Am I retarded or am I just over-joyed?
-Green day

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newspinonthings
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January 27, 2013 1:15pm UTC

They weren't cows inside.
They were waiting to be, but they forgot.
Now they see sky, and they
remember what they are.

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xxiloveyou123
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January 27, 2013 1:15pm UTC

Stop
waiting for your Prince Charming. Get up and go find him. The poor idiot might me stuck in a tree or something.

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kimkim11
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December 8, 2012 11:20pm UTC

When your ex is dating some one else,
don't be jealous...
Our parents always taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
nmq

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hi_Im_pikachu
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January 24, 2013 6:00pm UTC

i love how one direction's songs come on and everyones like
i love ed sheerans song!

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michaelangalo
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July 5, 2012 5:00pm UTC

when the phone rings i always wait untill the second ring so the caller dosent think that i sit by the phone all day and wait for someone to call me

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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michaelangalo
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January 17, 2013 9:23pm UTC

people are sooo ruining
the concept of fuzzy socks
by putting that sticky crap on the bottom
you are suppose to slip everywhere thats the point

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michaelangalo
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July 15, 2012 7:25pm UTC

the annoying moment when
you type in a really long google search and look up to find that you havent even clicked on the search bar yet

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Hale_Storm18
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January 25, 2013 2:53pm UTC

You know that quiet girl in class?
Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

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silverluver
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October 14, 2012 4:08pm UTC

It's ok now, Please, i'm
fine.

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GoneCra2y
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October 14, 2012 3:57pm UTC

Me: You hear that?
Me: You hear that?
Me: It's called the wind
Me: Of Change!
Me:
Me: *throws blanket over head*
Sister: You're weird.
Me: You can't see me! I have blended in with the surroundings!

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kimkim11
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July 2, 2012 11:46am UTC

So now I have decided that I am gonna live everyday like it's my last. What is the point of being mad at people? From now on I will immediately forgive, and never hold a grudge. I will take more chances. Living with no fears, because everyday is my last. This one song inspired me. "live like you were dying" by Tim MaGraw.

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kimkim11
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July 2, 2012 11:51am UTC

Mom: Hi, honey, what did you learn in school today?
Me: Oviously not enough, I have to go back there tomorrow.

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kimkim11
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July 22, 2012 10:16pm UTC

Can some one tell me how to never speak to your best friend again? Like what helps?

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kimkim11
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July 23, 2012 8:49pm UTC

I don't want you back!

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