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nolaniscoolsbejealous
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March 3, 2012 6:13pm UTC

CAN'T, SORRY.
WALKING MY UNICORN.

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nolaniscoolsbejealous
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March 3, 2012 6:10pm UTC

A little boy got on a school bus and decided to sit in the seat behind the bus driver.
He began to talk to himself:
"If my mommy was a mommy cow, and my daddy was a daddy cow, I'd be a baby cow."
"If my mommy was a mommy dog, and my daddy was a daddy dog, I'd be a baby dog."
"If my mommy was a mommy bumble bee, and my daddy was a daddy bumble bee, I'd be a baby bumble bee."
"If my mommy was a mommy unicorn, and my daddy was a daddy unicorn, I'd be a baby unicorn."
And he just kept going on and on and on and on talking to himself. The bus driver in front of him, started to get annoyed.
The bus driver said "Hey kid, shut up and stop talking."
Just then the little girl sitting across the aisle form the little boy said:
"If my mommy was a prostitute, and my daddy was a hobo, I'd be a bus driver."

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nolaniscoolsbejealous
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March 3, 2012 6:08pm UTC

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nolaniscoolsbejealous
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March 3, 2012 6:05pm UTC

L . S . H . I . F. O . M . U. O. W. I .
D. H . A . U. B. I . I . D. I . W . N . I . W.
Laughing so hard i fell of my unicorn, oh wait i dont have a unicorn, but if i did i would name it winston♥
MQ NMF

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nolaniscoolsbejealous
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March 3, 2012 6:02pm UTC

please read;
my pet unicorn tom is addicting to eating oreos.
he has at least 3 boxes of oreos a night.
i know that he is hurting himself and i dont wanna see him die.
hes the only unicorn i have and i love him.
i showed him witty and he said that if i can 32784329 favs he will quit eating oreos for good.
please favorite this..for tom ♥

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nolaniscoolsbejealous
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March 3, 2012 5:56pm UTC

Me: brb im feeding my..
Friend: let me guess, feeding your unicorn???
Me: pfft, no, im feeding my dogs, unicorns dont exist...
(5 minutes later) *patting unicorn* "its ok buttercup, he didnt find out about you, your safe for now..."

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nolaniscoolsbejealous
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March 3, 2012 5:54pm UTC

Yes, I am a unicorn
a unicorn is someone who knows their
magic and isn't afraid to show it.
♥

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nolaniscoolsbejealous
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March 3, 2012 5:50pm UTC

"Being a virgin now a days,
Is like finding a unicorn! "
OMG! IMMA UNICORN!! :D

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nolaniscoolsbejealous
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March 3, 2012 5:49pm UTC

&whoelse
hates it when you're at walmart,
and your unicorn gets loose. it runs
all over the place, and you can't control it.
meanwhile, your mom is yelling at you to
help her check out. & you're all like
"chill mom, i'm catching my unicorn."
...i know i do.
format: _regret

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nolaniscoolsbejealous
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March 3, 2012 5:46pm UTC

Unicorns are almost extinct.
we need to spread unicorn awarness;
Can we get a
Top Quote
To raise the existing.
Unicorn awarness rate?
p.s for every person;
that dosen't fav this,
a unicorn dies.
and to all those who don't fav this:
you should be ashamed, you unicorn killers.

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nolaniscoolsbejealous
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March 3, 2012 5:44pm UTC

Google vs. Yahoo #1
I typed in "my unicorn is..."
Google:
My unicorn is stuck in a tree.
My unicorn is broken.
My unicorn is on crack.
My unicorn is my other ride.
Yahoo:
My unicorn isn't a unicorn.
I think we all know who won this round.

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