Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

no_strings_attached

  1. keegster keegster
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    I'm moving to Antarctica
    W H E R E T H E R E ' S N O B U L L S H I T, ||||||♥
    just penguins

  2. vballchick74 vballchick74
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    if aliens ever land on earth
    & demand to see our leader
    our best chance of survival is to bring them
    lady gaga
    nmq

  3. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    CHOOSE THE GUY
    who takes you to his house
    to meet his Parents.
    not his bedroom.

  4. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    I hate texting people
    who don't use smileys. I feel like i'm texting an emotionless robot.

  5. fallforyou22 fallforyou22
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:38am UTC
    they say a picture
    is worth a thousand words
    but that's a lie;
    because every time I look at a picture of him,
    I'm speechless.

  6. kkaitlynx0 kkaitlynx0
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    I laugh at my own texts
    before i send them
    Be cause im that danm funny.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2011 8:08am UTC
    Thank God Witty's up again.
    I almost had to go and get a social life.

  9. GeorgiaMeghann GeorgiaMeghann
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 8:15am UTC
    I'm almost there.
    Lol, JK,
    I'm still at my house.
    notmine.

  10. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 9:42am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you don't know how to pronounce a characters name in a book, so you just subsititute your own jibberish in your head.

  11. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    hey, you know what's annoying?
    What?
    When everyone on Witty uses this
    format.

  12. daddysbai12 daddysbai12
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 1:04am UTC
    Have you ever wondered
    how many guys
    secretly like you?

  13. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    So today my guy Science teacher told us to draw pictures of things that related to the word "cold",
    1 point for common drawings,
    3 points if you were creative.
    I drew a boys heart.
    Got 3 points.

    True story-Completely mine/nmf

  14. danni79 danni79
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. nataliacidflores nataliacidflores
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 1:41am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. steppphhh steppphhh
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 3:09pm UTC
    i don't think i was in love with him.
    i think i was in love with the fact that i could actually be
    happy for once. ♥

  17. iloveyousomuchmore iloveyousomuchmore
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    I consider myself a crayon...
    I might not be your favorite color, but one day your going to need me to complete your picture.
    -♥-

  18. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    i could kiss a million guys,
    and it still wouldn't mean as much as holding your hand. ♥

  19. sillyslinky sillyslinky
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 3:02pm UTC
    why does everyone
    want their love to be like a movie,
    when it only lasts 2 hours?

  20. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    & I Wonder What
    goes through your mind when you hear my name.♥

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles