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nmurphy
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 2:58am UTC

tbt: to the time when us girls didn't have to unsip our jeans to breakdance into them. yepp

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nmurphy
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 9:41pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you guess the person in the bathroom stall next to you
and you get it wrong.

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nmurphy
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 10:09pm UTC

It’s your life, Whacha gonna
Do, When the WORLD
Is watching you
Everyday the choices you make
Say what you are and who
Your heart beats for
It’s an open door <3

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nmurphy
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 4:20pm UTC

*Me with my guy friend *
Me:
Pfft...please, and your calling me rude!
Guy:
Guys insult each other with out ever really
meaning it...when also, girls compliment
each other with out ever meaning it
Me:
What! Thats so!!-...actually really true
Guy:
I know right...I'm so deep
Me:
mhm...wow you look so nice right now
Guy:
Really! Than-
Me:
no.

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nmurphy
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 9:34pm UTC

I am original...I am unique...
instead of playing rock, paper, sizzors
we play cockroach, explosion, foot
foot beats cockroach, cockroach beats explosion, and explosion beats foot
who else??

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nmurphy
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October 24, 2012 9:10pm UTC

You know you've lost it...
When you bump into a chair and say...
"I'm sorry."

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