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Member Since: 28 Nov 2011 05:01pm

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  1. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    no joke, like this is seriously creepy how much it worked.. 
    Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!
    All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
    Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a try
    First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
    Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
    1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
    2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
    3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.
    NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON'T TURN OUT RIGHT!
    4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
    5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
    GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
    6. Finally, make a wish.
    And now the key for the game.....
    1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
    2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
    3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
    4. You care most about the person you put in 4
    5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
    6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
    7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
    8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
    9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
    10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
    NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

  2. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    What a kiss means.... Actually read the whole thing ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
    -Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever
    -Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
    -Kiss on the Cheek = Be with me
    -Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
    -Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
    -Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
    -Kiss on the Lips = I love you
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
    -Slap on the Butt = That's mine
    -Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
    -Looking into each others Eyes = I just plain love you
    -Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
    -Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
    -Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
    --Advice--- Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
    - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in loveeeee.
    --Requirements---Post this again after reading ! Or you will have 1 bad year of relationships.
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now, and can't get them out of your head, then re-post this within 1 minute & whoever you are missing will surprise you...

  3. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    Ways to get a girls heart
    1- Hug her from behind
    2-Grab her hand when you walk next to each other
    3-Wrap your arms around her
    4-Cuddle with her
    5-Compliment her
    6-Comfort her when she is sad
    7-Say "i love u" to her and mean it
    8-Write little notes to eachother
    9-Love her with all your heart

  4. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Mom: Hey Jeff, I can not wait to see you this weekend! I told my husband and daughter that I am going on business trip this weekend. Those dummies believed me ;)
    Daughter: WTH MOM!?!? I AM TELLING DAD!? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO DAD AND I?
    Mom: I will buy you that new laptop you wanted if you do NOT tell.
    Daughter: Too late, dad already bought it for me after he had a *sleepover* with the babysitter...

  5. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Boyfriend - Hey bebe you up for tonight? ;)
    Girlfriend -No. i'd rather eat stuff then go and see you.
    Boyfriend -Period?
    Girlfriend -Yes...
    Boyfriend -I'll be over in 10 with chocolate, movies,blankets and chinese.
    Girlfriend -This is why i love you

  6. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    All we teenage girls want is;;;
    To be kissed in the rain;
    To wear what ever we want and still be called beautiful
    To eat whatever we want and not gain weight
    to be called cute nicknames by him.
    wake up to a ‘I love you, my beautiful’ text a love we can be silly around
    NOT BE JUDGED ON HOW WE LOOK
    unlimited texting
    shop till we drop
    No period pains.
    have true friends
    feel confident and gorgeous
    no chores & understanding, super-nice parents
    oh. And a fajillion dollars.

  7. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Girl-F - Hunny, i did something bad, u will hate me for it.
    Boy-F - No i won't , its ok we can work threw anything, what is it
    Girl-F - I broke your X-box
    Boy-F - OUT NOW!

  8. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Childhood memories
    Falling asleep on the couch
    Waking up in your bed
    thinking, "wow a can teleport"
    or
    attempting to stay up all night to see how you got there

  9. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    I say "i am over with him i like someone else now" , i lied , to my two favourite people in the world, but its not worth them worring. :(
    I am now considered the biggest lyer to myself. :(

  10. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    When you go to court
    you are putting your fate
    into the hands of people
    who weren't smart
    enough to get out of
    jury duty

  11. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    I dont have an attitude
    i just have a personality
    you just can't handel!

  12. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    A bus is a vehcile
    that runs twice as fast
    when you are after it
    as when you are in it.

  13. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    APPEARANCE:
    [] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [X] I have many scars.
    [X] I tan easily.
    [*] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [*] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [X] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [] I have more than 1 piercing.
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    FAMILY:
    [X] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I've run away from home.
    [] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [] My biological parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [*] I want to have kids someday.
    [] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK:
    [X] I'm in school.
    [] I have a job.
    [X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [*] I almost always do my homework.
    [x] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT:
    [X] I've fell in public.
    [X] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [X] I've snorted while laughing.
    [X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [X] I've glued my hand to something.
    [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
    HEALTH:
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [] I've broken a bone.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [*] I had a surgery
    [*] I've had chicken pox.
    [] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES:
    [] I've gotten lost in my city
    [x] I've seen a shooting star.
    [x] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [X] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [*] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [X] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [] I've been skiing.
    [X] I've been in a play.
    [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [X] I've sat on a roof top.
    [X] I've played a prank on someone.
    [*] I've rode in a taxi. (and a limo)
    [] I've eaten Sushi. ( i hate sea food)
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS:
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [X] I miss someone right now.
    [X] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [X] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [X] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY:
    [X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [X] I've snuck out of my house.
    [X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [X] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [X] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES:
    [] I've consumed alcohol
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [X] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [X] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [X] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [X] I've went to bed crying.

  14. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    Repost if u love god
    dont ur on the devels side
    remeber he saw you read this

  15. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    What a kiss means.... Actually read the whole thing ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
    -Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever
    -Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
    -Kiss on the Cheek = Be with me
    -Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
    -Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
    -Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
    -Kiss on the Lips = I love you
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
    -Slap on the Butt = That's mine
    -Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
    -Looking into each others Eyes = I just plain love you
    -Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
    -Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
    -Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
    --Advice--- Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
    - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in loveeeee.
    --Requirements---Post this again after reading ! Or you will have 1 bad year of relationships.
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now, and can't get them out of your head, then re-post this within 1 minute & whoever you are missing will surprise you...

  16. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 10:12pm UTC
    If it takes someone more then 30 mins to answer
    or if they stop tlking when you don't talk
    then they stopped caring a long time ago

  17. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    If it takes someone more then 30 mins to answer
    or if they stop tlking when you don't talk
    , they really dont give a living piece of s***
    Remember that...

  18. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Closing the Frigerator door slowly
    to see when the lights go out
    when you were younger.

  19. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    When you're on your computer in you're room sinse after school,
    then walk out for supper
    and you're parents are all like
    "You're alive, we thought you died in there"!

  20. neazer neazer
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    The Awkward stare / silence
    you give to your friend
    when they are flirting
    with the guy you like..

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