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nat2000

1. nat2000
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   January 10, 2012 10:57am UTC
   Whos that sexy beast? :OOops I pressed on my own profile picture!
   
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2. nat2000
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   December 20, 2011 7:04am UTC
   Comment If You Did One Of These Before :1) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.2) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.3) When you Were Little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually "♥"4) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.5) Tried to balance the light , between the ON & OFFLike if you've done ALL of these before
   
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3. nat2000
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   December 20, 2011 6:11am UTC
   If the people in horror movies listened to ME they would still be alive.
   
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4. nat2000
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   October 12, 2011 12:49pm UTC
   There is always that one kid in each school who is obsessed with pokemon.....
   fav (<3) if this is true
   
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5. nat2000
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   September 29, 2011 1:22pm UTC
   Dear YAHOO,I've never heard someone say "Let's YAHOO it,"Just Saying.............Sincerely, Google
   
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6. nat2000
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   September 24, 2011 11:19am UTC
   Phineas: l'>Ferb: l'Þ
   
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7. nat2000
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   September 24, 2011 9:19am UTC
   I admit, couldn't think of a time when you made a mistake and i couldnt forgive you. ♥
   
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8. nat2000
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   September 24, 2011 8:43am UTC
   Im curious......-Please- Fave if you have brown or black hair-Please- Comment if you have blonde or redish hair
   
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9. nat2000
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   September 22, 2011 1:48pm UTC
   Come to the dark side................... We have cookies!
   
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10. nat2000
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    September 22, 2011 1:19pm UTC
    Want you to make me feel Like im the only girl in the world ♥ Highlight ♥
    
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11. nat2000
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    September 22, 2011 1:08pm UTC
    When you're stressed eat chocolate, candy, pudding, cookies, ice cream, E.C.T.WHY????Because stressed backwards spells dessert! ♥
    
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12. nat2000
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    September 22, 2011 12:58pm UTC
    Fave if you still watch Disney or Nickelodien <3 <3 <3
    
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13. nat2000
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    September 22, 2011 12:52pm UTC
    Im just curious.....Comment if you hate Justin BieberFave if you ♥ Justin Bieber
    
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14. nat2000
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    September 21, 2011 8:49am UTC
    Theres always that annying girl on facebook who posts lyrics as her status 24/7
    
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15. nat2000
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    September 20, 2011 8:47am UTC
    if you can read this you have a strong mind: TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 TO PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG TH1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 TH1NG5! 1N TH3B3G1NN1NG 1T WA5 H4RD BUT NOW, ON TH15 LIN3 YOUR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 1T 4UT0M4T1C4LLY W1TH OUT 3V3N TH1NK1NG 4B0UT 1T, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3RT41N P30PL3 C4N R3AD TH15. F4V3 1F U C4N R34D TH15~
    
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16. nat2000
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    September 18, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: Why didn't you go before class?
    Me: Well, maybe because I didn't have to go then!
    
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17. nat2000
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    September 16, 2011 7:59am UTC
    I'm no beauty queen, i'm just beautiful me! ♥-Selena Gomez
    
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18. nat2000
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    September 4, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    Parents are so nosy...."Where are you going?""Who are you texting?""How was school?""What did you and _____ talk about?""What are you watching?""What are you doing?""Who's your little friend?"and the worst one........"How was your day?"AHHH!!!(But i love them anyways! Hehehe!)
    
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19. nat2000
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    September 4, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    I never understood why tears taste like salt water........
    
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