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vanybee
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 6:09pm UTC

Bratz
are just the sluttier versions of
Barbies

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vanybee
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 5:05pm UTC

Dear Adam and Eve,
How about them apples?
Sincerely, God.

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tori323
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 3:08pm UTC

Asian Parentns: *report card comes home*
You get C?!You no C-sian, You no B-sian. You A-sian!
*the only under achieving Asian in America [:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wissapooh
posted a quote
October 26, 2010 8:59pm UTC

Today at school..
We were in the auditorium for a boring assembly.
The principal was talking about how
we need to know what we're going to be after high school,
how we should have a plan.. etc.
So she asked, "Who knows what they want to be already?"
My boyfriend jumped up and raised his hand.
The principal asked, "What do you want to be when you're older?"
Then he said "Alyssa's Husband."
Right there; in front of the whole school :)

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waifish
posted a quote
October 26, 2010 7:02pm UTC

;
Today, I was too lazy to clean my room so i put everything on my bed, Tonight im too lazy to clear off my bed, so im sleeping on the floor.
MLIA.

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Shanapple
posted a quote
October 27, 2010 4:45pm UTC

And who else
-->hates when there's an awkward situation.
and you don't have a Twix
to chew it over with.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JaseyRae_x3
posted a quote
October 25, 2010 8:54pm UTC

Life is all about finding out who you really are.
First of all, know that you’re not alone. I don’t think there’s a person on this planet who has not, at one point or another, worn a mask to protect who they really are from a potentially difficult experience.
The pressure of believing you’re the only one with this problem is half of what makes it seem so impossible to fix. The second step is figuring out what you’re so afraid of by revealing who you really are. It isn’t that you’re wearing a mask all the time, its that you’re putting it on in attempt to keep your therapist out. What you need to understand is that by letting that person in, they can get to the core of whatever else is bothering you. Just be straight up. Its hard, but once you break through that wall, the pressure you feel inside will lift, and you’ll probably cry out every single one of those tears ‘til all you can do is laugh to make up for it. That’s when you know you’ve done it. Be real, because a mask only fools people on the outside. Pretending to be someone you’re not takes a toll on the real you, and the real you is more important than anything else.
- Alexander Gaskarth

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basketball27
posted a quote
October 26, 2010 12:58pm UTC

lklkl;kl;kl;l
[♥] [♥] [♥]
>> we are all going to die <<
but how many of us can say that
we lived?
not my format*

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youdontknowx
posted a quote
October 25, 2010 7:27pm UTC

I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 25, 2010 7:28pm UTC

❝how many more bites till i can have dessert?❞
click the heart if you remember this :)

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cheeer_peanut21
posted a quote
October 25, 2010 7:40pm UTC

There are two reasons why people don't talk about something.
Either it doesn't mean anything, or it means everything.

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iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx
posted a quote
October 25, 2010 8:45am UTC

ME: You're short.
FRIEND: I know. I like being short.
ME: Why?
FRIEND: Why would you want to be looking
down on things when you could be looking up?

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DanielleChristine
posted a quote
October 25, 2010 1:03pm UTC

Right im getting fit;
Day 1; Eat
Day 2; Eat
Day 3; Walk up the stairs
Well that failed.
Favourite if this sums up your 'diet' or 'get fit plan' too

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emilyx13x
posted a quote
October 24, 2010 11:00pm UTC

It is physically impossible to
stick your tongue out
and look up at the ceiling
at the same time !
(i lied)
and your now probably smiling right now because
you actually stuck out your tongue out and looked up at the ceiling
and if you actually did fall for it
favorite this

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mandyxo13
posted a quote
October 25, 2010 5:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Sidabug321
posted a quote
October 25, 2010 1:43pm UTC

[♥] [♥] [♥]
>> Dear Noah <<
We could have sworn you said that the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Yours Sincerly,
Unicorns

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phithythemeeper
posted a quote
October 24, 2010 9:43pm UTC

four words i never
want to hear;
i don't love you.
you're diagnosed with cancer.
i found someone else.
it was never real.
we need to talk.
you're going to die.
your <insert someone important> is dead.
you can't have kids.
i don't remember you.
let's just be friends.
we can't be together.

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connorwashere
posted a quote
October 23, 2010 9:25pm UTC

well i like a girl.....
an she knos i like her...
but im nervous to ask
her out becuz shes
gorgeous, amazing, everything
i need......so girls....wat should
i do?????
- connor

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