Trolling from Prison
An old italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over now. Love, Papa
A few days later he recieved a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Don't dig up that garden
that's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie
At 4a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. they apologized to the old man and left. That same say the old man recieved another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That;s the best I could do under the cirucmstances.
Love you, Vinnie
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