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  1. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    theres this guy at my school and we mess around and joke with eachother and its the fanfic life
    (hes black, this may be important. Im like carmel color lol so anyway, we both have black in us)
    so the other day the teacher was talking blah blah blah so i looked over at (changing his name for privacy purposes) Matt and he made a funny face at me and smiled so i made one back and laughed. Then he was flipped me off and i was like, fûck you too {Through my facial expressions bc i wouldve got yelled at} then he laughed at me and kept making faces and i did the same then he turned to the guy next to me (lets call him David) and showed a length with his hands and i was like wtf. Then David was like 'lmao its not that big' then i was like ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and Matt said 'yeah it is, you wanna see.' Then Matt looked over at me and smirked and i was like, 'bro really its not that big' but he just nodded and said 'it is' and i rolled my eyes and he walked over to David and sat down next to him and i was like 'IM OUT' and asked the teacher if i could go to the bathroom and he said yes and i was just about to walk out the door (me Matt and David were sitting right by the door) then Matt called out "GABI" and i turned around and he had his hands at the top and bottom of his dîck and i gasped and made a shocked face bc dang he was big and he laughed and i walked out of the room like
    *O*
    and walked to the bathroom and surprisingly i wasnt blushing or anything bc he does stuff like this all the time so i was kinda (kinda) used to this. I didnt really go to the bathroom i just wanted an excuse to leave the room lol so yeah
    theres a little bit more but ill post that after this because its really long already ok peace

  2. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    i literally ate so much today
    first i had half of a watermelon
    (that i ate by myself {this took like 2 hours bc i was watching youtube videos while doing so})
    then my grandpa brought me home some breakfast
    (four scrambled eggs, 2 pieces of toast and 2 strips of bacon)
    after that i had a grapefruit
    (self explainable)
    then my cousin sister and i made cookies
    (i ate 2)
    with our extra cookie batter we decided to make a monster cookie
    (it just finished and i ate like one fourth of it)
    then my aunt brought my brother and i sandwiches
    (6 inch)
    Its only four and I started eating at like 11 this morning
    I already agreed with myself that im not eating tommorow.
    I swear i ate enough food to feed a third world country for a month
    really

  3. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    today was a strange day for me.
    Its not even over yet

  4. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    http://www.wattpad.com/27003148-sunshine-harry-coming-soon
    Hi could you read my fanfic
    i dont know if its good
    but
    yeah
    please read it
    i'll give you milk and cookies
    :)

  5. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    im in Cincinnati for my great aunts funeral if you were wondering

  6. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    i have a new profile pic
    do you like it??

  7. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    oh im at a hotel hi

  8. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 12:17am UTC
    goodnight everyone
    i love you
    stay strong

  9. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 12:14am UTC
    Well I dont live for drama but I really wish the Jai gets through this and I know the other boys will help him
    They stick up for eachother
    Plus Luke called her a whóre
    :)
    Love them
    #JanoskiansAreTheBestIdols
    Im going to sleep now
    STAY STRONG JAI
    we love you

  10. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 12:06am UTC
    I just want someone who would
    ✖ watch movies with me and cuddle
    ✖ text me all the time
    ✖ stay up til ridiculous hours just talking to me
    ✖ make me feel loved when I feel like nothing
    ✖ hug me whenever im down
    ✖ bring me chocolate when im on my period
    I just want a guy that knows how to treat a girl well
    thats it
    but thats so hard to find now-a-days

  11. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 11:58pm UTC
    Im glad that
    1. Jai is handling this well and maturly
    2. Jariana wasnt my otp (they were still cute tho ugh)
    3. Ariana and Nathan are halfway across the world from me at the moment bc otherwise someone would end up in the hospital and someone in jail if they were anywhere near me

  12. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 11:41pm UTC
    ITS
    ALWAYS
    THE FÚCKING WANTED
    ARIANA THAT WAS A STUPID MOVE OK I TOTALLY JUST LOST ALL RESPECT I HAD FOR YOU
    AND THE VERY SMALL AMOUNT I HAD FOR THE WANTED
    ESPECIALLY NATHAN
    JAI HANG TIGHT BABE
    REMEMBER
    KARMAS A BÎTCH

  13. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    Um idk hi
    im testing stuff sooo yeah ok

  14. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    The weirdest song ive heard is
    The Duck Song

  15. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    i totally just had an awesome quote but i forgot it
    ughughughughugh
    :(

  16. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    i have a serious question
    why do we have to go to school
    like really
    we dont learn anything that necessary for our future there anyways

  17. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    ❝ You say that you love rain,
    but you open your umbrella when it rains.
    You say that you love the sun,
    but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
    You say that you love the wind,
    but you close your windows when the wind blows.
    This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.❞

  18. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 1:26am UTC
    everyone
    deserves
    to
    feel
    b e a u t i f u l

  19. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 12:39am UTC
    Ashley changed her icon back yay!
    I changed mine to a new one because eh, why not
    i drew that btw lmao i was in class

  20. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    SO I WAS VOLUNTEERING TO HELP AT THE LIBRARY AND UM
    THIS HAPPENED
    I JUST WROTE IT ON WATTPAD BC ITS TOO LONG FOR A QUOTE
    BUT PLEASE READ THIS AND ENJOY MY AWKWARDNESS AND STUFF I GUESS
    http://www.wattpad.com/26500058-sexual-bookfair-oh-lawd
    THE TITLE EXPLAINS ALL
    Sęxual Bookfair Oh Lawd

:)

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