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My name is Maddie. I made a Witty because see it as a place to pour out everything that you've been keeping in. I don't have multiple personality disorder. Every girl has different personalities that she uses around different people. We don't act the same around our friends as we do around our family, do we? I found love with One Direction. I'm not perfect. I never will be. I've accepted that.
But I can't help wishing that I was.

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 2:56am UTC

I know this quote isn't 'pretty', but I don't care.
If you took your time to read this, it would mean everything to me.
My friend has been bullied into bulimia. She has cut herself countless times. She is being sent to rehab in the USA.
She is also an Internet friend. My best Internet friend. My first Internet friend. One of the funniest, prettiest, most amazing people I know. I can talk to her about anything.
If you took the time to read this, I love you.
STAY STRONG ELLIE <3

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 4:57pm UTC

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 4:18am UTC

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
(first pet + car you want)
Monte Porsche
YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME:
(“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
The Life Clouds Tour
YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
(first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
Lily May
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color + favorite animal)
Blue Penguin
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name + city where you were born)
Jennifer Adelaide
YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
Kayma
SUPERHERO NAME
(“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
The Turquoise Sprite
NASCAR NAME:
(the first names of your grandfathers)
Christopher Bryan
STRIPPER NAME:
(the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent + favorite candy)
Daisy Marshmallows
SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
(your favorite season/holiday + flower)
Autumn Daisy
CARTOON NAME:
(favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or 'y')
Apple Uggsie
HIPPY NAME:
(what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
Toast Birch
VAMPIRE NAME:
(Name you want + Cullen)
Georgia Cullen
Repost! Keep it goin people!

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 6:21pm UTC

"LSHIFOMULIAPOG!"
"What?"
"Laughing so hard I fall off my unicorn and land in a pile of glitter...
DUH."
Format Credit; iloveyouforever7

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 2:28am UTC

.
2010:
You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011:
Planking is boss.
2012:
HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamon!

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 1:52am UTC

Facebook is always updating,
changing, but they can't seem to add a simple 'dislike' button.

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 3:52am UTC

credittoforgeter
The best thing about a picture is
it never changes, even when the people in it do.

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 9:37pm UTC

LMFAO.
I'm sorry, but when a teacher says "The jiggly thing that goes into the other thing," of course I'm going to laugh.
MLIA
format by PaperLung

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 9:34pm UTC

If I become a teacher,
I'm stapling a Burger King application to every failed test.

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 9:29pm UTC

If you watch
Mean Girls backwards, it's about a girl that gets so unpopular she has to move to Africa.
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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Too lazy
to pick something up: Using your feet as hands.

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 4:04am UTC

*Bangs into wall*
Friend: Did you just walk into the wall?
Me: No, I was trying to get to Hogwarts.
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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 11:06pm UTC

IF YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH
TWO PEOPLE,
PICK THE SECOND ONE,
IF YOU REALLY LOVED THE FIRST, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
FALLEN FOR THE SECOND.

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Regretting
putting your phone on silent or vibrate
once you've misplaced it. ♥

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 1:12am UTC

I heard you're a player.
Nice to meet you,
I'M THE COACH.

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 1:07am UTC

that awkward moment
when you look up from your phone and the person you've been following around the supermarket isn't your mum.
nmf

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 3:41pm UTC

when a girl says 'I'm done", it usually means "Fight for me, boy."
Format by twilightgirl995

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 2:54am UTC

That mini heart attack
when you're walking
down the stairs and you miss a step.

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
January 31, 2012 2:41am UTC

That moment when you're
about to fall asleep and then... BAM.
random spaz twitch!
♥
not my poem, i just loved it

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myawshumworld
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Just because I didn't start the conversation,
it doesn't mean i'm not
dying to speak to you.
♥

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