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jess61895
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February 7, 2009 10:14pm UTC

youwithoutme
is like a
band without players;;
person without a heart;;
a world without happiness.
But guess what.
The band isn't playing;;
people don't have hearts;;
the world is not always happy;;
and I still have to find the
you.

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atxQTxoxo
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February 7, 2009 10:19pm UTC

What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

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StarryNights
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February 7, 2009 10:24pm UTC

We all have that friend.
That person that gets so annoying at times, and you try to avoid them but you can't
because somehow, someway, they find you in the halls.
And they tell you about their problems, and you try to help them,
truly try, but you never talk to them about yours.
What do you do when they talk and talk about the guy they like,
when he just so happens to be the one you like? Do you ever think to yourself:
"What if i'm that person to someone? What if that annoying friend is me?"
Wow did i really write that? not in a color mood. too tired.
*kind of thinking about my "friend's" issues.

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emmmx014
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February 7, 2009 10:41pm UTC

weird town name #2
unaslaska, alaska

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lovesshimlikewoah
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February 7, 2009 10:51pm UTC

& life's LIKE
AN hourglassa
GLUED TO THE TABLE
NO ONE CAN FIND THE
REWIND BUTTON BOYS
SO CRADLE YOUR HEAD
IN YOUR HANDS AND
BREATH JUST BREATH
WHOA BREATH JUST '
·´¯`·×»BREATH

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iiTSZ_LOVE_x3
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February 7, 2009 11:04pm UTC

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ayy_jayx3
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February 7, 2009 11:06pm UTC

Before you my life was a moonless night. very dark,
but there were stars- points of light and reason.
and then you shoot accross my sky
like a meteor.
suddenly everything was on fire. there was a brilliancy there was beauty.
when you were gone,
when the meteor had falled over the horizon. everything went black,
nothing had changed.
but my eyes were blinded by the light.
i couldnt see the stars anymore.
and there was no more reason for anything.
~Edward Cullen

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TRCKxo
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February 7, 2009 11:06pm UTC

& TAKE A RiSK.
slam a [ revolving ] door.

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February 7, 2009 11:06pm UTC

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jamiex3x3
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February 7, 2009 11:19pm UTC

why do we ignore the ones who adore us
adore the ones who ignore us
love the ones who hurt us
and hurt the ones that love us

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haleighsaidwhat
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February 7, 2009 11:48pm UTC

&+
if you see me
smiling after
something goes
wrong, watch out;
the smile means
that i have figured
out who i'm
blaming it on.

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ninjamuffin63
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February 8, 2009 12:10am UTC

hey im a bird
LIKE MOO MEOW TWEET TWEET
teehee ily twinn sistaa from another mistaa <3

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hellogoodbye57
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February 8, 2009 12:41am UTC

Labor Pain
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
But when they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
:) rate high if you get it, if not, look at the words in blue bold....

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chloexx1
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February 8, 2009 7:40am UTC

hells not so bad if you get to keep
an angel
with you
<3
~Emmet Cullen<3

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itskelseysillyx3
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January 25, 2009 7:47pm UTC

i can stare at nothing.
and never get bored because i'm thinking of you.
<3

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