So... I've been sleeping in the basement with my cat lately because I'm too lazy to go upstairs, and I was freaking out for a bit because I heard a noise upstairs and nobody is up there! I forgot my cat has a secret get away place in the ceiling of my basement... Why does my cat do this to me??
Other people: Man! That was a great workout! I lifted weights, ran 3 miles, did 200 push ups, ect. ect. Me: .... I wonder how people can do this.. I can only get past the first part in "Sit ups"
Me: *talks to mom about homework plan* Little sister: Who cares! Me: Maybe I care.. Her: Maybe I don't... ... Nothing better than family to make you feel loved...