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1. music_addict123
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 5:40pm UTC
   Louis: "Harry was such an adorable kid. He was blonde and always had red cheeks."
   Harry: "But now, I'm sexy." ;)
   
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2. music_addict123
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2012 3:24pm UTC
   A dozen roses: $12.
   A box of chocolates: $10.
   A Valentine's Day card: $2.
   Still having the $24 because you are forever alone: priceless.
   
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3. music_addict123
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   July 4, 2012 8:29pm UTC
   Naming your son 'Gurt' so everyone who knows him will be like 'Yo Gurt'.
   
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4. music_addict123
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   July 3, 2012 12:19pm UTC
   They say One Direction are only famous for their appearence.
   Yeah. I bought their album to listen to their faces...
   
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5. music_addict123
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   July 2, 2012 12:02am UTC
   "Hi. We're One Direction."
   Someone's calling you.
   Awnser your phone...unless you don't like them.
   then you can just pretend that you didn't hear me.
   which I would never do to anyone because that would be mean.
   Unless they smell.
   -Harry Styles
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MQ4iXqBE2E
   
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6. music_addict123
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   July 1, 2012 11:50am UTC
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7. music_addict123
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 12:23pm UTC
   A drop in the ocean
   A change in the weather
   »»» I was prayin' that
   You & Me
   Might end up together.
   ♥
   
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8. music_addict123
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2012 1:42pm UTC
   Drake: You're the worst!
   Josh: I hope you go bald!
   Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
   Josh: TAKE THAT BACK!
   
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9. music_addict123
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 11:52pm UTC
   *FIRE ALARM*
   Teacher: Okay kids, single file line.
   Me: MOVE B/TCH! I'm about to die!
   
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10. music_addict123
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don't know. Can you?
    Me: B/tch, I will pee on your desk.
    
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11. music_addict123
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I want:
    Niall as my boyfriend
    Harry as my best friend
    Liam as my big brother
    Zayn as the one I can vent to.
    Louis as the one who makes me laugh.
    nmq
    
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12. music_addict123
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    Roses are red. Violets are blue.
    Dear One Direction, it's gotta be you.
    ♥
    
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13. music_addict123
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Louis: "Niall, have you been in the shower?"
    Niall: "Yeah. The water stinks."
    Louis: "Let me smell your arms."
    
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14. music_addict123
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    Every 60 Seconds in Africa,
    a minute passes.
    
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15. music_addict123
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    One of the best things about having a pet is that you can blame all the scary sounds on them.
    *BOOM*
    "Oh my gosh! Wait, it's totally cool. It was probably just the fish."
    
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16. music_addict123
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    You should step in my shoes
    and walk a mile before judging me.
    Then, maybe you'll see how hard
    it is to hold back the tears and
    fake a smile.
    
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17. music_addict123
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when you're tipping your cup to get one piece of ice and all the ice in the cup decide to go Y.O.L.O and attack your face.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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18. music_addict123
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    You're not just wrong,
    your stupid....and ugly.
    Just like your mother.
    [Cat In The Hat]
    
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19. music_addict123
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    May 21, 2012 8:16am UTC
    No! Jimmy Protested.
    
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20. music_addict123
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Just because something isn't happening for you right now, doesn't mean that it wi l l never happen.
    
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