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1. music99love
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2011 6:12pm UTC
   *make a fart noise with your feet*
   EW. YOU FARTED.
   NO. I DIDN'T I SWEAR! I JUST MADE THIS NOISE WITH MY FOOT!
   *can't make the noise again*
   
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2. music99love
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2011 5:49pm UTC
   What did batman say to robin before they were getting in the car?
   get in the car...
   
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3. music99love
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   August 26, 2011 5:41pm UTC
   And you know summer is ending when the only bathing suit sizes left are
   XXL
   ♥
   
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4. music99love
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2011 10:24pm UTC
   A week before school.
   Picking out the coolest shirt for the first day of school.
   FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
   everyone is wearing that shirt....
   ♥
   
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5. music99love
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2011 10:20pm UTC
   Honey, its the middle of August
   take off your uggs.
   Put on some flip flops with those
   butt shorts.
   
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6. music99love
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2011 11:41am UTC
   ♥
   &Who else
   wants Taylor Swift and Bruno Mars
   to go out
   then breakup
   and make the most epic love song.
   e v e r .
   *NMF*
   
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7. music99love
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2011 11:40am UTC
   THAT PYMPY QUOTES THING.
   umm first off.
   they jocked all of WITTYquotes.
   second off
   their top quotes only get 84 favs.
   and last
   is society really that 'effed up to steal a website and just change the first word?
   nmf
   
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8. music99love
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 5:19pm UTC
   "Dude, they think you're deaf!"
   "WHAT?"
   "They think you are deaf!"
   "WHAT?"
   "DEAF! THEY THINK YOU'RE DEAF!"
   "Oh hell no, my name ain't Beth."
   ♥
   
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9. music99love
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   August 20, 2011 10:36pm UTC
   Admit it,
   we've all tried to make a handshake and desperately failed.
   ♥
   
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10. music99love
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    June 24, 2011 10:07pm UTC
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11. music99love
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    Friday nights are party nights for most kids.
    Me?
    i sit at home watching disney channel.
    a l o n e .
    NMF
    
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12. music99love
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    REAL KIDS
    go to Mickey D's with their
    MOMMY
    for lunch
    ♥
    
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13. music99love
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Am I the only one who thinks that caps_cop and spellcheck are really teachers just trying to have fun?
    ♥
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    ilwNMF
    
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14. music99love
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    ' k '
    um. what do I text back now?
    
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15. music99love
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    && when people say
    I HATE MY MOM
    I die alittle on the inside.
    Press the organ for mommies.
    ♥
    
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16. music99love
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    So what we get drunk?
    Um...you could hurt some one.
    So what we smoke weed?
    DUDE. YOU CAN GET IN SERIOUS TROUBLE
    We're just having fun
    um...swingsets are fun
    We don't care who sees
    Parents? Cops?
    So what we go out?
    Where you going? I wanna tape it, then you will care who sees
    That's how it's supposed to be
    no. we're supposed to feel safe
    Living young(swingset) wild (swingset) and free(slides)
    lol . i actually love this song.
    
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17. music99love
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    Going to bed with your hair looking goood.
    Waking up looking like you walked out of a twister.♥
    Not my format. :)
    
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18. music99love
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    June 22, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    &when you start acting like a friend again, so will i .
    </3
    
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19. music99love
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    June 21, 2011 5:34pm UTC
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20. music99love
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    &There's 104 days of summer vacation before school comes along just to end it.
    So the annual problem of our generation is finding a good way to spend it.
    Like maybe
    Building a rocket
    or fighting a mummy
    or climbing up the eiffle tower
    discovering something that doesn't exist
    or giving a monkey a shower
    surfing tidal waves
    Creating nanobots
    Or locating Frankenstein's brain
    (It's over here! )
    Finding a dodo bird
    Painting a continent
    Or driving your sister insane (Phineas! )
    As you can see
    There's a whole lot of stuff to do
    Before school starts this fall
    (Come on Perry)
    So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
    Are gonna do it all
    So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are
    Gonna do it all!
    (Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! )
    
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