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1. muffindollxstardoll
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   December 15, 2012 9:47am UTC
   What was the first word you think of when you saw this post?
   comment :)
   
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2. muffindollxstardoll
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   December 6, 2012 2:53pm UTC
   Someone once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards... you need:
   A heart to love him
   A diamond to marry him
   A club to hit him when he annoys you
   And a spade to bury him :]
   
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3. muffindollxstardoll
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2012 2:32pm UTC
   T h a t a w k w a r d m o m e n t
   when someone knocks your hand when your writing and they make you draw a massive line over your page
   -FaceePallmm-
   nmf
   
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4. muffindollxstardoll
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   December 4, 2012 5:51pm UTC
   When im a parent...
   child: Mum, what was your childhood like?
   Me: Oh, we had these things called iPhones, iPads and blackberrys.
   Child: Oh, so you didn't have flying cars then?
   Everyone thinks that all the new electronics are never going to get any better :] but trust me, in year 2500, there will probably be such thing as a flying toilet that follows you around:L
   
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5. muffindollxstardoll
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   December 4, 2012 5:41pm UTC
   Year 2395
   Archaeoligists dig up tanning beds, thinking we fried people as a punishment. ♥
   
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6. muffindollxstardoll
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   December 4, 2012 5:34pm UTC
   That embarassing moment when
   your mum starts to yell at you when your friends are there ...
   *trying not to be embarassed*
   
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7. muffindollxstardoll
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   December 4, 2012 5:30pm UTC
   x
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   The power of love- Gabrielle Aplin
   x
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   MENU
   ► ll
   ►►l
   ►
   nmq.nmf
   ♥
   
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8. muffindollxstardoll
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   December 4, 2012 1:33pm UTC
   Find your twin!
   Comment your birthday
   :]
   
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9. muffindollxstardoll
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   Admit it
   You've done one of these:
   1) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.
   2) When you were younger, you drew the sun in the corner of the paper.
   3) When you were little, you thought the shape of a real heart was actually ' ♥ '
   4) You closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.
   5) Tried to balance the light, between the ON & OFF.
   ©muffindollxstardoll
   
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10. muffindollxstardoll
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    November 27, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    My alarm clock has a problem with the relationship between me and my bed :O
    
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11. muffindollxstardoll
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    November 27, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    My mum used to tell me that money doesn't grow on trees...
    Me: Mum, what is money made of?
    Mum: Paper..?
    Me: Yes, and where does paper come from?
    Mum: Trees..?
    Me: Do you see where im going with this?..
    ; D
    
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12. muffindollxstardoll
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    November 26, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    I watch the skinniest person i know eat loads of chocolate and not even gaining weight... On the other hand, if i eat ONE big bar of chocalate, i look fatter.
    *FACE PALM*
    ^-^
    
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13. muffindollxstardoll
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    November 26, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    That really dumb moment when
    you walk into your room, and dont remember why..
    
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14. muffindollxstardoll
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    November 26, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    The most disappointing moment is when
    You open a birthday card with no money in it .<3
    
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15. muffindollxstardoll
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    November 25, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Seeing the spider isnt da problem,
    It's when it DISAPPEARS
    Yuu then scream
    ^ o ^
    
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16. muffindollxstardoll
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    November 25, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    That really awkward moment when...
    your friend goes somewhere and your left with their parents O.o
    
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17. muffindollxstardoll
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    November 25, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    Gangnam style is really annoying but so awesome..
    -.-
    
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18. muffindollxstardoll
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    November 25, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    I swear I always laugh at the things
    I should really NOT laugh at.
    0_____________________0
    
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19. muffindollxstardoll
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    November 25, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Running up the stairs really fast, because you think there is evil presence running after you.
    O _____O
    
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20. muffindollxstardoll
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    November 25, 2012 10:59am UTC
    E v i l
    is just
    L i v e
    spelt backwards
    True Dat ;]
    
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