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mtchr20295

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Member Since: 8 May 2009 08:34pm

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  1. mtchr20295 mtchr20295
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2009 1:38am UTC
    Oh I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone who has to explain themselves.
    Got it from my cousin. He's really sarcastic and this just popped into my head. Sorry if you had it.

  2. mtchr20295 mtchr20295
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2009 1:06am UTC
    I
    will
    not
    be
    a
    victim!!!......
    >_<
    dont ask. got bored. i find it funny. ^_^

  3. mtchr20295 mtchr20295
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2009 11:59pm UTC
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  4. mtchr20295 mtchr20295
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 10:10pm UTC
    Erin Taylor
    Oh goodness I cannot do the fade.. eh suckish on that part... ermm.. just bored i guesss

  5. mtchr20295 mtchr20295
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2009 9:32pm UTC
    L-E-M-O-N
    IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU WILL BE SINGLE UNTILL YOUR 45
    NO JOKE.
    REPOST WITH:
    A-P-P-L-E(if your taken)
    B-L-U-E-B-E-R-R-Y
    (if you absolutely adore someone)
    B-A-N-A-N-A (if you are confused)
    C-H-E-R-R-Y (if you like someone but your not sure how they feel about you)
    G-R-A-P-E (if your single)
    L-E-M-O-N (if you have given up)
    P-E-A-C-H (theres no point in liking the person you like)
    P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E(if your just taking life as it comes)
    S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y(if you like someone and they like you but you're not going

  6. mtchr20295 mtchr20295
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 8:10pm UTC
    DONT LEAVE THE ONE YOU LOVE
    FOR THE ONE YOU LIKE
    BECAUSE THE ONE YOU LIKE
    WILL LEAVE YOU FOR THE ONE THEY LOVE
    IF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATER
    AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM COMMENT THIS!
    AND A MIRICLE WILL HAPPEN AT 2:00A.M
    ___________________
    __________________________________
    ____________________
    WHAT ALL KISSES MEAN:
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________
    __________________________________
    __________________
    WHAT THE GESTURE MEANS...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________
    __________________________________
    __________________
    ADVICE...
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________
    __________________________________
    __________________
    REQUIREMENTS...
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.♦

  7. mtchr20295 mtchr20295
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 8:10pm UTC
    DONT LEAVE THE ONE YOU LOVE
    FOR THE ONE YOU LIKE
    BECAUSE THE ONE YOU LIKE
    WILL LEAVE YOU FOR THE ONE THEY LOVE
    IF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATER
    AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM COMMENT THIS!
    AND A MIRICLE WILL HAPPEN AT 2:00A.M
    ___________________
    __________________________________
    ____________________
    WHAT ALL KISSES MEAN:
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________
    __________________________________
    __________________
    WHAT THE GESTURE MEANS...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________
    __________________________________
    __________________
    ADVICE...
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________
    __________________________________
    __________________
    REQUIREMENTS...
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.♦

  8. mtchr20295 mtchr20295
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2009 11:48pm UTC
    I don't ever fall for guys because they're cute. I fall for them because of who they are. And yes, it's cliched, but it's true. I could care less about what a boy looks like. I'm not desperate, I just want someone who I'll always like because they can make me laugh, and handle me at my best and my worst. Someone who can understand and be there when I need them. Basically, a best friend, but it could go in a different direction, such as;
    Hold hands (yawn)
    Kiss in the rain (cliched)
    Cuddle (gag me)
    Stare into each other's eyes (again, gag me)
    But you know what? Every girl wants it, but some settle for whatever they get, and I'll probably be one of those girls.

  9. mtchr20295 mtchr20295
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2009 9:09pm UTC
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  10. mtchr20295 mtchr20295
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2009 4:32pm UTC
    & yes i am the type of person
    who will yell "Are you ready?!"
    at random people in the lunchroom because I
    am bored and mah friends
    will sit there and do it with me. ♦

:)

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