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  1. pinkpanda pinkpanda
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 12:42pm UTC
    Admit it,
    There is a little part o f y ou that you want s to s lap y our friend

  2. bluezebra18 bluezebra18
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 1:53pm UTC
    That amazing feeling when,
    you relize you have the best bestfriend.

  3. hollywood11 hollywood11
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    & I Hate
    That triangle of rain on the
    windshield...because the
    wipers can't get it.
    NMF

  4. Candyluvr4 Candyluvr4
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    Well you see.......
    I was going to
    Favorite your quote.
    But then you told me to.


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. 3picPrinc3sSx 3picPrinc3sSx
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    WHY do we need school?
    Music: We have YOUTUBE for that.
    Sport: THERE'S A WII. SPANISH: There's DORA.
    english: everything is shortened anyway(lol, brb)
    geograpgy: I'll buy a globe.
    history: they're all dead anyway. ♥

  7. iCourtney iCourtney
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    They Say You Are What You Eat
    But I dont remember eating
    "A SEXY BEAST TODAY"
    nmf

  8. Skrillex Skrillex
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    10 Things I Hate About Everyone # 1
    People who point at their wrist while asking
    the time. I know where my watch is, Pal.
    Where the h*ll is yours. I don't point at my
    cro*ch when I ask where the toilet is.
    This isn't mine I just thougnt
    people needed to know this:)

  9. halz456 halz456
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    you’re telling your friend something hilarious and they’re just like “you already told me that..”

  10. PaulaGrina_ PaulaGrina_
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    There's Always That Girl,
    that complains about drama,
    when really;
    she's the one who always starts it.
    [♥] [♥] [♥]
    nmq/format credit: BeeeluPanda
    -Facebook

  12. nicolebby nicolebby
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 12:14pm UTC
    Sorry Hun, but unlike you,
    i'm not the doorknob where everyone gets a turn.
    i'm more of a casino, where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot

  13. lovelife6 lovelife6
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    ever have that one person
    in your life that you just can't give up on, the one person
    that can screw you over time after time, yet you always
    seem to give them another chance? and no matter how
    many times you say this is their last one, you know it's
    a lie because there's always just one more waiting for
    them. the one... person you know you're better off
    without, but you can't find a way to let them go
    because deep down inside, you wouldn't know what
    to do without them. the one person you know doesn't
    deserve you, but yet you choose to overlook it because
    you love him.

  14. smallsophiex smallsophiex
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    the awkward moment
    when you're at your friends house and your friend is getting
    yelled at so you just sit there and pet the dog...

  15. xojordanox xojordanox
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    Math is the only place where I hear people doing ridiculous things. For example:
    "John has 30 chocolate bars, he eats 23. What does he have now?"
    Um, diabetes maybe?♥
    Not my format. :) quote credit to: nani

  16. abatha5505 abatha5505
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    ♥ Today ♥
    i took a post it
    And Wrote Swag On It
    AndPut It On A
    light switch
    all cause i wanted
    to get up every morning
    and turn my
    swag on

  17. likewhoa721 likewhoa721
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    Come on just admit it,
    even when your crush,
    does something incredibly stupid,
    it still looks cute to you.♥

  18. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    i used to pretend i was asleep after night car-rides to be carried inside. ♥
    ah,childhood.
    only me?
    not my format.

  19. kelloggz014 kelloggz014
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    ILove me? Great.
    Hate me? Even better.
    Think I'm ugly ?;
    Don't look at me.
    & Don't know me?
    Don't judge me.
    Think you know me?
    You have no idea.
    -Wiz ♥
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

  20. cavalshep cavalshep
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    when someone tells you to
    expect the unexpected
    slap them in the face and
    ask if they expected it.♥

:)

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