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mrspeetamellark12

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mrspeetamellark12
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July 6, 2012 11:54am UTC
3 Reasons Why I'm Single
1) I can't date food
2) I can't date myself
3) I can't date the internet
NMF

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mrspeetamellark12
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July 5, 2012 10:28am UTC
That Akward Moment
When,
You're singing along with the radio and the artist sings the wrong lyrics...

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mrspeetamellark12
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July 4, 2012 10:39am UTC
And Who Else??
goes out of their way when they're walking to step on a crunchy leaf

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mrspeetamellark12
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June 21, 2012 11:54am UTC
*Drake and Josh*
Mindy: So, I guess that means we're boyfriend and girlfriend
Josh: On one condition...
Mindy: What?
Josh: I get to be the boyfriend

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mrspeetamellark12
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April 4, 2012 10:13pm UTC
Lifes too short to even care at all :)

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mrspeetamellark12
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March 31, 2012 5:52pm UTC
You love me. Real or not real?
...Real

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