mperera

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mperera
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 12:59am UTC

Why is everybody saying Cuc*mber????? I dont get it, can someone
explain it to me plz!!! & i will <3 2 of ur quotes ;)

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mperera
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 12:18am UTC

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
(first pet + car you want)
Dog Mercedes Benz
YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME:
(“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
The Swimming Cloud Tour
YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
(first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
Jennifer August
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
favorite color + favorite animal)
Purple Dog
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name + city where you were born)
Carmen Cienfuegos
YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
Perma
SUPERHERO NAME
(“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
The Hot Pink Coke
NASCAR NAME:
(the first names of your grandfathers)
Adalio Antonio
SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
(your favorite season/holiday + flower)
Winter Orchid
CARTOON NAME:
(favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
Cherry PJ'sy
HIPPY NAME:
(what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
Coffee Maple
VAMPIRE NAME:
(Name you want + Cullen)
Khloe Cullen
nmq

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mperera
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 12:04am UTC

Zombies are looking for brains to eat!! Don't worry you're safe :D
nmf

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mperera
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 3:01am UTC

Dear Monday, Why are you following Sunday??? Don't be a stalker!!!

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mperera
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 2:49am UTC

I have played in the rain!!!
nmf

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mperera
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 2:10am UTC

I love Khloe Kardashian!!!

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mperera
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:01am UTC

Lives on the corner of funny street and silly road, In crazy Town which is in psycho valley, in a twisted state of mind!!! ;)

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mperera
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 11:57pm UTC

Santa says: HOHOHO. Tiger Woods says: Where, where, where?!
Santa says: HOHOHO
Tiger Woods says: Where,
Where Where?!

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mperera
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 12:56am UTC

Get out of my bubble !!!! Your not special enough to be in here with me...

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mperera
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 12:51am UTC

I"m Not Pale, I Glow
IN THE DARK

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mperera
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 12:45am UTC

You know you're kind of
cute, in a long distance
kinda way

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mperera
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 12:40am UTC

Wow cant think
of anything ,
funny so am
just going to
scream...,
its peanut butter Jelly time!!

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mperera
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 12:31am UTC

//////////////////////////
;
" Welp said good night to friends -check, pi l l ow-check/ comfy blanket-check,
Sexy husband. . . Sexy husband? Oh yeah I ' m not married ! ! ! !

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mperera
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 12:25am UTC

Ur soo hot i gotta call NASA cause i just found the Cause of Gloval
Warming ;D

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mperera
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 12:17am UTC

Girls can do anything boys can do , but they can do them in high heels.. (;

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mperera
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 12:11am UTC

Went to the Dr. today & found out i was born with too much awesomeness.
-The most common side effect is an over abundance of haters but, no worries, I'll survive!!

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mperera
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 12:06am UTC

You cant force someone to love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best !! ! ;D

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mperera
posted a quote
May 26, 2011 11:45pm UTC

when life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch everyone wonder how the hell you did it.... :)

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mperera
posted a quote
May 26, 2011 11:40pm UTC

i hate when you send a long a.. txt message and they only respond with one word and 30 min later they're all like why didnt u txt me back? wtf am i supposed to reply to lol xD

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mperera
posted a quote
May 26, 2011 11:33pm UTC

‎"Life is short, Break the Rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably and never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile." -- Mark Twain

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