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  1. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    if you're alone,
    i'll be your shadow.
    if you want to cry,
    i'll be your shoulder.
    if you want to hug,
    i'll be your pillow.
    if you need to be happy,
    i'll be your smile.
    but anytime you need a friend,
    i'll just be me.

  2. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    When you carry a Bible,
    the devil gets a headache.
    When you open it, he collapses.
    When he sees you reading it, he faints.
    When he sees you living it, he flees.
    And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
    I just defeated him.
    Favorite, copy & paste this if you're in God's army!

  3. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:40am UTC
    &Please tell me I won't have a year of bad relationships! PLEASE! I read a quote and it told me to repost it within a minute, I got the code and everything but all I'm getting is a "Hold your horses there partner!" I know! This sounds SOOO STUPID AS HECK. Just... please! DDD':

  4. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:34am UTC
    WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I love you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I don't know what I'd do without you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I love you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you

  5. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:26am UTC
    I AM 33% OBSESSED WITH MY LOOKS.(:
    You own:
    [] straightener
    [] curling iron
    [] mousse
    [] hair spray
    [x] bobby pins
    [] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer
    [x]mirror
    [ ] you have dyed your hair
    [ ] you have or had highlights
    Total: 3
    [x] black eyeliner
    [ ] other color eyeliner
    [x] eye shadow
    [] mascara
    [] eyelash curler
    [] eye shimmer
    []eye makeup remover
    Total so far: 5
    [] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink gloss
    [] lip stick
    [x] chap stick
    [] electric toothbrush
    [] teeth whitener
    [] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    Total so far: 8
    [] blush
    [x] moisturizer
    [] face wash
    [] makeup remover
    [] face wipes
    [] cover up
    Total so far: 9
    [] nail polish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [] nail buffer
    [] cuticle remover
    [] nail brush
    [] Fake nails
    [] nail scissors
    Total so far: 11
    Take your answer and multiply it by three.
    My Score= 33%

  6. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 12:44am UTC
    ♥TRUE STORY
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this
    (PLEASE ADD A HEART WHEN YOU REPOST THIS {IF YOU DO}
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  7. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    Witty girls! listen to this!
    I'm talking to a few girls on a chat on facebook, they are all from witty. and i brought up the idea of a witty camp, for next summer. we wanted to know if we could afford it, weather it's our parents, lemonaid stands, car washes, ect. So, heres the deal, favorite THIS quote, if you would go to the camp, if it's located in new Hampshire. REPOST. it's not definite, just an idea, no haters please(:
    (click the ♥, we need steve to see.)
    cli(cll

  8. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    if another girl
    steals ever your man,
    there's no better
    revenge than to let her
    keep him because
    real men can't be
    STOLEN.

  9. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:55am UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    baby, i'm the best so you can't do better.

  11. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:09am UTC
    you're the reason why i
    cry myself to sleep

  12. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    I'm done.

  13. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    accomplishment
    I ACTUALLY FINISHED MY CHAPSTICK WITHOUT LOSING IT BEFORE I WAS EVEN DONE WITH IT.

  14. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    [♥][♥][♥]
    we can't spell "beautiful" without "u."
    [♥][♥][♥]

  15. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    i'm falling fast
    BUT THE TRUTH IS I'M NOT SCARED AT ALL.

  16. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 1:52am UTC
    FLICK YOU.
    FaveIfYouReadItWrong.
    LOL! XD

  18. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    DOMO.

  19. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    I still call a blanket "blankey."
    Just me?

  20. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    click to see this quote

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