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moveslikejagger29

1. moveslikejagger29
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2012 9:38am UTC
   If I got a dollar every time i saw a
   dictator running a relay race with a gun
   in his hand shootin random people....
   Ya know what....... I would have two dollars.
   
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2. moveslikejagger29
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 2:46pm UTC
   Fave this if....
   You like guys.
   you had a weird summer
   if your hair is curly
   if u hate urself
   you've had at least 20 break ups this past summer
   if u hate your ugly clothes
   if the only thing u love truly is
   witty
   
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3. moveslikejagger29
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 11:23am UTC
   What should I write for my quote?
   Oh wait i just made a quote!
   
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4. moveslikejagger29
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 11:17am UTC
   There is rain in this world
   How about u sing in it?
   <3
   
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5. moveslikejagger29
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 10:55am UTC
   That awkward moment whrn
   You run up to your best friend but its not her :p
   
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6. moveslikejagger29
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2011 10:13pm UTC
   the people that you suspect the least
   Learn to suspect them the most
   
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7. moveslikejagger29
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2011 11:48am UTC
   you know that awkard moment when
   Your crush sees your dad cleaning liquid soap
   
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8. moveslikejagger29
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2011 11:40pm UTC
   was justin beiber ever popuular at school?The world may never know.
   
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9. moveslikejagger29
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2011 11:30pm UTC
   looking for a witty best friend! 11-15 yrs old. I like music dancing and having fun ! if u have anymore questions just write me a comment!
   
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10. moveslikejagger29
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 11:28pm UTC
    Fave & follow me I'll fave & follow u
    
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11. moveslikejagger29
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    Its funny when girls flirt and twirl their hair....
    b ut not boys.
    
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12. moveslikejagger29
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    Did Romeo ever say to Juliet
    "Text me!"
    Of course not!
    They lived in the "Olden Days"
    
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13. moveslikejagger29
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    When life hands you lemons
    you dye them purple
    
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14. moveslikejagger29
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    I dont sing in the shower.
    Singing leads to
    dancing, dancing
    leads to slipping
    and slipping leads
    to the hospital and
    the hospital leads
    to . . . . you know
    the rest.
    
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15. moveslikejagger29
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Rainbows need rain;
    so learn how to dance in it.
    
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