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1. mousylizard123
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   April 5, 2012 1:04am UTC
   OMG!!!!!!!!!!! i thought because i saw 1 in the corner of my screen then checked and saw that it was me favoriting my own quote...
   
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2. mousylizard123
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   April 5, 2012 12:54am UTC
   My name is Elizabeth. I have a Q-tendon thats at a sharp angle which means my knee dislocates frequently. I stoped counting in 4th grade. I had dislocated my knee 43 times on my right and 12 times on my left. I dislocated it again in 5th grade and it didnt come back into place on its own. A docter had to relocated it with his hand. my recovery time was five months. It sucked. Before that I played soccer and in 6th grade I picked up Ultimate Frisbee. I am currently in 7th grade with a dislocated knee. I have cried myself to sleep so many nights because I had surgery and I cant play any sports for about a year and a half. I pray every night and every time I get a chain email I dont wish that my crush will like me or anything but I wish that I will be able to play sports again in under a year and a half. It sucks so bad. the year and a half is just the recovery from my last surgery. My next surgery is when im done growing and im not allowd to play anything until I have recovered fully from my second knee surgery!
   -Sencerly, Injured and Spotsy
   
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3. mousylizard123
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   April 5, 2012 12:32am UTC
   Did anyone else say i dont believe in fairies after Peter pan said "every time a child say they dont believe in faries, one falls over dead?"
   
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4. mousylizard123
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   April 1, 2012 11:55pm UTC
   YOU ARE BEUATIFUL, SMART, FUNNY, COOL, EPIC, UNIQUE, PRETTY, INTELEGENT, HILARIOUS, POPULAR, AWESOME, NOBODY ELSE, ATTRACTIVE, KNOWLEDGABLE, FUN, INTERESTING, ATHLETIC, AND MUCH MORE!!!
   YOU ARE YOU UNTIL YOU TELL YOURSELF YOURE NOT!!
   SO DONT TELL YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE NOT ANY OF THESE THINGS PLEASE!!
   
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5. mousylizard123
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   March 29, 2012 10:31pm UTC
   YOUR IMAGIONATION IS A PREVEIW OF LIFE'S COMING ATTRACTIONS
   -ALBERT EINSTEIN
   
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6. mousylizard123
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   March 26, 2012 11:44pm UTC
   MY SISTER: Ah I cracked my finger!
   MY DAD: Ah crap your finger? What happened to it?
   
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7. mousylizard123
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   March 24, 2012 7:52pm UTC
   There'll be two dates on your tombstone And all your friends will read 'em But all that's gonna matter is that little dash between 'em...
   
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8. mousylizard123
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   March 24, 2012 7:42pm UTC
   GREYSON CHANCE!
   
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9. mousylizard123
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   March 24, 2012 7:39pm UTC
   If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.
   - Jim Rohn
   
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10. mousylizard123
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    March 21, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    Casey: Fine, but if you break her heart i break your EVERYTHING!!
    Morgan: Um...
    
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11. mousylizard123
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    March 13, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    "FLYING IS LEARNING HOW TO THROW YOURSELF AT THE GROUND AND MISS"
    -DOUGLAS ADAMS
    
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12. mousylizard123
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    March 13, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    everyone says that there is no such thing as a stupid question but when a teacher introduces the topic of discusion and then you ask "wait, what are we talking about?"
    thats a stupid question
    
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13. mousylizard123
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    March 12, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    Guys:
    Guy #1 takes Guy #2's girlfriend.
    Guy #1 punchs Guy #2.
    Next day their best buds again.
    Girls:
    Girl #1 takes Girl#2's boyfriend.
    Girl #1 posts something bad about Girl #2 on facebook.
    The two girls dont talk to each other for a month.
    WHATS UP WITH THAT!!!!!:(
    
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14. mousylizard123
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    March 12, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    "WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I THOUGHT THAT THE
    WORLD WAS A BIG MACHINE.
    AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT A MACHINE
    DOESN'T COME WITH EXTRA PARTS,
    SO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HAS A PURPOSE,
    ITS JUST A MATTER OF FINDING WHAT IT IS"
    -THE INVENTION OF HUGO CABRET
    
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15. mousylizard123
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    March 11, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    THE THREE MOST AWSOME SPANISH TRANSLATIONS!
    Esponebob de pantelones cuartos - spongebob square pants
    Gubernador - governer
    El hijo de Neptuno - the son of Neptune
    
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16. mousylizard123
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    March 9, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    MOST COMMON ONE OR TWO LINER LIES
    1. Homework.
    2. Good.
    3. Yes.
    4. No.
    5. Reading.
    6. Jk.
    7. Luv ya!
    8. You too.
    9. Miss you!
    10. um...DUH!
    
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17. mousylizard123
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    March 8, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    LIFE SUX WHEN U R BEDRIDDEN AND LISTENING TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS RAGE ABOUT HOW THERE ALL DOING TOO MANY SPORTS, BUT UR SITTING THERE THINKING
    YA WELL AT LEAST U HAVE THE CHOICE TO QUIT ALL OF THOSE BLUDDY SPORTS WHILE IM OVER HERE DOING NOTHING BECAUSE OF MY STUPID IDIODIC KNEE THAT I DISLOCATED AND HAVE TO WAIT TILL IM DONE GROWING TO GET MY SECOND SURGERY AND THEN FINALLY BE ABLE TO RECOVER!! BUT UNTIL THAT GLORIOUS DAY COMES WHY DONT U JUST SHUT UP AND TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!
    
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