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1. Ollie
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 11:35pm UTC
   Friends turn to foes,
   Like these virgins turn to hoes.
   -Ollie
   
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2. coly4life
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 12:15am UTC
   “You’re Like A Coin.” Awe Valuable?” “No Two-faced.”
   
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3. Beautiful_mystery
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2012 2:36pm UTC
   We're all in the same game;
   just diffrent levels. Dealing
   with the same hell; just
   diffrent devils
   
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4. iheartpenguins1
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 4:26pm UTC
   I want to be more than friends.
   Best friends?
   No, more than that.
   Mega best friends?
   
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5. hafsah
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 4:27pm UTC
   Yelling ''STAY!''
   at a non-living object that keeps falling over
   as if it's going to listen to you.
   ♥
   
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6. swagginitup96
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 9:31pm UTC
   Not every girl wants to be in a relationship.
   Some just want a good company, and guy to vibe with, converse with, & laugh with. Not a rush. Start off simple. && let the rest find itself. Having someone to talk to and feeling comfortable around them is quite beautiful, && it's a good feeling.
   
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7. chimmey97
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 10:25pm UTC
   Jock: *insults nerd*
   Nerd: *says nothing*
   Jock: What, no comeback?
   Nerd: If I wanted my comeback, I'd scrape it out of your girlfriend's throat ..
   
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8. bri_bear
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 12:43am UTC
   your legs are like McDonalds. Convenient, Cheap, and always open <3
   
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9. Daylynn
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2012 8:43pm UTC
   Today i found a penny.
   & it reminded me of you..
   worthless
   &
   in everyones pants.
   
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10. anonymous3
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    RED This cat
    BLUE is cat
    ORANGE how cat
    YELLOW to cat
    GREEN keep cat
    PINK an cat
    PURPLE idiot cat
    MAJENTA busy cat
    BLACK for cat
    BROWN thirty cat
    GREY seconds cat
    Now read the SECOND word of every line...
    
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11. Girl24_Next24_Door24
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    Telling someone
    There's something on the back of their forehead
    And watching their reaction
    ♥
    nmq/mf
    
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12. WhaddupCutie123
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:56pm UTC
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13. GottaLoveME7950
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    Fav if;
    You are shorter than
    5'8...
    :D
    
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14. Ronixoxo
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    "would you like a table?"
    "no i came to this restaurant
    to eat on the ground.
    carpet for 5 please"
    ♥
    Format: twilightgirl995
    
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15. babyBrii
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    idaho.!?
    uhm, no hun.
    u d a h o . !
    
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16. ImEmmaLeeSee
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    April 30, 2012 6:16pm UTC
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17. meggiewoo123
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    hey i just met you
    this is crazy
    you wore no condom
    so heres your baby!
    
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18. itsallie0x
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    CURIOSITY
    KILLED
    YOUR
    VIRGINITY
    
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19. Alyssaxo44
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 1:44am UTC
    Nothings forever. forever is a lie. all we have is whats between,
    Hello & Goodbye. <3
    
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20. mayday_all_the_way
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    "it may seem like the hardest thing to do, but you have to forget the ones who forgot about you."
    
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