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bri_bear

1. bri_bear
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2012 10:03pm UTC
   I've learnt that sometimes goodbyes;
   really are forever ♥
   
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2. bri_bear
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   June 17, 2012 8:13pm UTC
   Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana..
   
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3. bri_bear
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 7:45pm UTC
   He ate my heart <3 That boy’s a monster..
   t-_-t to all you smart people who high lighted it
   <3...
   
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4. bri_bear
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 6:57pm UTC
   I wanna write “I miss you” on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
   
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5. bri_bear
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   June 17, 2012 6:41pm UTC
   Save a lollipop, Suck a Dick <3
   
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6. bri_bear
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   June 12, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   Me: Wannah take the stupid test?
   My Friend: Sure
   Me : What color's the sky?
   My Frend: Blue
   Me:What colors the grass?
   My Friend:Green
   Me: Whats the first question i asked you ?
   My Friend: Wannah take a stupid test?
   My Face: -.-
   { ♥ if you remember this game.....}
   
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7. bri_bear
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 6:47pm UTC
   Dear Spongebob, you live in Bikini Bottom & you're super absorbent?
   Sincerely, you're a tampon.
   
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8. bri_bear
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2012 8:19pm UTC
   Faith is not about everything turning out ok...
   Faith is about being OK no matter how things turn out.
   <3
   
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9. bri_bear
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2012 7:53pm UTC
   If people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages, this world would be a pretty creepy place..
   
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10. bri_bear
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Yes officer, I did see the 'speed limit' sign, I just didnt see you
    
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11. bri_bear
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    May 30, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    I wish my grades would smoke weed. They'd get higher.
    
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12. bri_bear
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once. <3
    
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13. bri_bear
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    " I've got a dig bick."
    You probaly read that wrong. The awkward when
    you read that wrong too and said "Moment" when it wasn't there.
    
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14. bri_bear
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Hey I just met you and this is crazy but the condom is broken so here is your baby..?
    
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15. bri_bear
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Cleaning My Room:
    10% Cleaning.
    30% Complaining.
    60% Playing with the stuff I've found!
    
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16. bri_bear
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    Don't hate me because im beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
    <3
    
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17. bri_bear
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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18. bri_bear
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    May 29, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    The simple Truth: Girls get butterflies and guys get boners.
    <3
    
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19. bri_bear
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Lifes a B*tch, because if it was a sl*t it would be easy.
    <3
    
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20. bri_bear
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    They say you are what you eat but i don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning
    
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