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  1. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:31am UTC
    IMPORTANT!
    can someone comment nd tell me where to get layouts for this? please nd thankyouu!

  2. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 11:44pm UTC
    I hate you, then I love you.
    Its like I want to push you off a cliff,
    then run to the bottom & catch you ♥

  3. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    LOL-ING
    at quotes with typo's

  4. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    From the window to the wall we all want some more alcohol

  5. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    today i told my car its ok to tell me its a transformer. it didn't answer. i guess its just waiting for the right time. whatever...

  6. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:01am UTC
    I would just like to report,
    that from all of the years i have been a liar,
    not once have my pants caught on fire.

  7. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 1:56am UTC
    HEY BABY..
    wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo til' i google all over your facebook?

  8. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 4:33pm UTC
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  9. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    i hate it when
    im making a milkshake & all of the boys just show up in my yard..

  10. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    Dear security guards at the airport,
    i was only trying to sing Ke$has song "blow"
    Sincerely,
    I DO NOT LIKE BEING TACKLED

  11. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    Locking your animal in your room to make it spend time with you :)

  12. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    My best friend & I love each other so much that people think were gay♥

  13. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 12:47pm UTC
    I love BIG black clocks :)

  14. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    You deserve to need me, not to have me.

  15. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    WHY I WEAR THICK, FLUFFY SOCKS:
    1% Warmth
    1% Comfort
    98% Increased ability to slide across the floor like a frickin ninja on an invisible surfboard

  16. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    there is a story behind every person. theres a reason why they are the way they are. think about that before you judge someone.

  17. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    i love using big words to sound smart:D
    i mean, utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

  18. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    don't fall inlove, fall off a bridge it probably hurts less.

  19. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    SWAG:
    Something We Americans Got

  20. morgannnnnxoxo morgannnnnxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    spread butter, not your legs.

:)

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