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1. fragile-hearted*
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   December 27, 2012 8:53am UTC
   Did anyone else spend the whole movie of titanatic wondering how one person (Rose) could be so stupid?
   
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2. fragile-hearted*
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   December 26, 2012 9:06pm UTC
   So I was babysitting this 7 year old boy who just watched all the Harry Potter movies
   him: get me the remote I want to watch it again
   me: whats the magic word?
   him: imperio!
   me: I knew I liked you
   
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3. fragile-hearted*
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   December 26, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   I'm a rubix cube with pants
   
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4. fragile-hearted*
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   December 24, 2012 12:52am UTC
   Does anyone else get that huge urge to laugh when you're getting yelled at?
   
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5. fragile-hearted*
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   December 23, 2012 10:59am UTC
   Our generation is better prepared for the zombie apocalypse then an hour without electricity
   
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6. fragile-hearted*
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   December 23, 2012 12:28am UTC
   Does anyone else have those moments when you stay awake late at night cringing over all the stupid things you said or done?
   
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7. fragile-hearted*
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   December 22, 2012 8:37pm UTC
   Look at it this way:
   the fatter you are the harder you are to kidnap
   
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8. fragile-hearted*
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   December 22, 2012 10:20am UTC
   The one time I go out with my hair in a messy ponytail and a baggy sweatshirt on I see two hot guys
   Life just really loves me right now
   
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9. fragile-hearted*
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   December 19, 2012 10:52pm UTC
   Face it we all have wanted at some point to have Zack Effron's babies
   
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10. fragile-hearted*
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    December 17, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    Your momma so fat her  patronus is a cake 
    (Did not mean to offend)
    
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11. fragile-hearted*
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    December 16, 2012 12:16am UTC
    What happened to that old school love where living through your letters was enough
    
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12. fragile-hearted*
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    December 15, 2012 1:58am UTC
    I'm just another thing to roll your eyes at honey
    
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13. fragile-hearted*
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    December 12, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    Those idiots at my school who put pictures of them doing weed on instagram yet they are surprised when they get arested
    
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14. fragile-hearted*
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    December 8, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    The only day I'm a morning person: December 25th
    
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15. fragile-hearted*
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    December 6, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Started my five page essay at 11:30 pm the day before it was due.
    Procratination at it's best
    
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16. fragile-hearted*
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    December 5, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    Moves backpack from the couch to my desk
    I shall reward myself with 3 hours on the internet just for getting that far
    
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17. fragile-hearted*
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    December 5, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment when a guy elbows your boob -.-
    
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18. fragile-hearted*
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    December 4, 2012 7:23am UTC
    When someone says you changed it simply means you stoped living your life their way
    
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19. fragile-hearted*
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    December 3, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Confesion #3
    I tried cutting once. I hated the way it scared my skin it was a constant reminder how I let my self fall through the cracks. This shows that no matter how much you think this will help it won't. You can't let everyone else bring you down. We all need to learn to rise above it.
    
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20. fragile-hearted*
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    December 3, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Getting good morning texts
    ♥
    
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