moonscout23

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moonscout23
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July 29, 2012 7:33pm UTC

When the Vent option in the categories section no longer exists >:O

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moonscout23
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July 29, 2012 7:31pm UTC

*The world today*
A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
---Kudo's Facebook<3

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moonscout23
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July 27, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Coming soon to computers near you:
Witty Profiles goes 3D!!!

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moonscout23
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July 9, 2012 10:48pm UTC

Seeing your Quote on the "Quotes by People You Follow" page and immediately think you finally made a top quote...then you see how many faves are there...and realizing the truth...

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moonscout23
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July 9, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Who else reads the prince of Bel-air lyrics in Will Smith's voice?

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moonscout23
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July 2, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Me: "Can I use my calculator?"
Me: "Oh, this is a literature test?"
Me: ..........................................
Me: "... so can I use my calculator?"

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moonscout23
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July 2, 2012 1:47pm UTC

Knowing that in my dreams, I have an infinite amount of hot guys to choose from...

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moonscout23
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June 15, 2012 11:16pm UTC

Before Life Started, nobody ever had to worry about what they ate, how they looked to others, and clothes were as stressful as picking out matching socks...
______

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moonscout23
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June 15, 2012 10:58pm UTC

WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T TURN "BEAUTIFUL" WHEN HIGH SCHOOL STARTED?

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moonscout23
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June 14, 2012 12:24pm UTC

"I don't say anything. I merely give you a facial expression that suggest that you've gone insane."

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moonscout23
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May 19, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Don't tell me the sky's the limit,
I
When there are foot prints on the moon...

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moonscout23
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May 16, 2012 10:14pm UTC

If you thought The Vampire Diaries finale was insane
Now I have to wait till September to see season 4!

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moonscout23
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May 16, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Me: Dad, Do you believe in ghost?
Dad: No dear! There are no ghost.
Me: But our maid told us that there are ghost.
Dad: Honey pack your stuff.
Me: Why? >_<
Dad: WE HAVE NO MAID!!!!!
Me: *Screams*

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moonscout23
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May 16, 2012 7:07pm UTC

I wish there was a "Prettiest Quote " Tab
♥

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moonscout23
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May 2, 2012 10:59pm UTC

Professor Oak: I know your entire life, and I'm your next door neighbor.
Are you a boy or a girl?
---Typical Pokemon game:D

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moonscout23
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April 29, 2012 10:19am UTC

To that kid
who reminds
the teacher
about homework...
you have died at least three times in my mind.

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moonscout23
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 4:17pm UTC

SuperLeroyVV Next Youtube Sensation:)
Check him out:D

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moonscout23
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 6:13pm UTC

When Spencer sets random objects on fire on
iCarly
♥

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moonscout23
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 5:18pm UTC

"Your left is your left, which is the
left of your left of your
right"
Try saying this fast.
- ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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moonscout23
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April 8, 2012 8:46pm UTC

It's funny...
when your family cooks on holidays...
like it's Thanksgiving, every single time.

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