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montacoco
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Boy: mom is my little sister in there?
"pregnant"
mom:Yes
Boy: Do You love her ?
mom: oF course!.
Boy: Then Why did you eat her !?

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montacoco
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 9:03pm UTC

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:_\/_: . *_\/_* : /\ : .'.:.'.
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Cause Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your show'em what you're worth

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montacoco
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 8:56pm UTC

U, R, 2, 6, C,
FAV IF YOU GET IT COMMENT IF YOU DID'NT

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montacoco
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Father: Say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy
Father: Come on! Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy.
Father: F*ck you! Say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Honey! I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Oh my goodness! Where did you hear that?!
Baby: Daddy
Father: Are you kidding me?!

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montacoco
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 6:38pm UTC

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Fav IF You Found the Mitsake Comment IF You Didn't

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montacoco
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Kid: can i go to the bathroom
Teacher : Say you ABCs First
Kid: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher : Wheres the P ?
Kid: ..IT's runnin down my leg

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montacoco
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 6:12pm UTC

,
" What comes after one? " beliebers :time!!
Directioners:direction
normal people: Tow?!

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montacoco
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 6:07pm UTC

▶Music♩♪♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %

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montacoco
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 5:45pm UTC

me: mom?.
mom: .WHAT?!i
me: nevermind you're not in a good mood (._.)

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montacoco
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 1:28pm UTC

when i'm alone in my house, every sound is a Ghost...

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montacoco
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 1:23pm UTC

" i had a dream about you ." "Aww, really ?"
"YAH, YOU Died..."

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montacoco
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 1:17pm UTC

jutin bieber perfume=someday
selena gomez perfume=one day
cody simpson's=everday
what's next !?? rebecca black with friday !i??.

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montacoco
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 7:30am UTC

i wish if i could Delete you✖

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montacoco
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 7:11am UTC

dear one direction, if selena gomez calls you her "little brothers" you run . You hear me? YOU FREAKING RUN!!!

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montacoco
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 9:32am UTC

i love muffins! Even if they are just ugly cupcakes ♥
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montacoco
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 9:29am UTC

if i had to choose between you, and a cupcake...
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i'd choose the cupcake,
because the cupcake wouldn't leave me,

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montacoco
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 9:27am UTC

"say cheese" ....or you can look like duck yah that cool to

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montacoco
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 9:22am UTC

roses are red
violits are blue
god made my pretty
what happened to you ?! :d

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montacoco
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 7:15am UTC

Group of friends:
The out going one
The weird one
The shy one
The loud one
The dirty one
The one everyone doesn't like
The crazy one
The stupid one
The goody tooshu
The smart one
Comment who you are
♥

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