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  1. wittyequalsnc2 wittyequalsnc2
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    PEOPLE CALL ME A CLUTZ. I TRY TO ARGUE, BUT THEN I REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN I: FELL BACKWARDS OFF A STAGE, SLIPPED ON WET GRASS AND, FELL OFF A CHAIR.
    PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT ALONE!

  2. wittyequalsnc2 wittyequalsnc2
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    IMPERFECTIONS ARE
    BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE THEY'RE
    REAL
    WRITTEN
    BY
    ME!!

  3. wittyequalsnc2 wittyequalsnc2
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:14am UTC
    That AKWARD moment when you're mom walks in and you're attempting to put sunscreen on you're own back.

  4. wittyequalsnc2 wittyequalsnc2
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:20am UTC
    A boy gave his girlfriend 14 daisies 1 fake. He said, "i'll love until the last one dies!"
    my friend told me this and said she found it on the internet

  5. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  6. nash_b123 nash_b123
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 9:39am UTC
    why
    is
    life
    so
    complicated?

  7. nash_b123 nash_b123
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 9:36am UTC
    in this world there are leaders and followers.
    if your neither get out my way
    -noah bailey

  8. nash_b123 nash_b123
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 9:34am UTC
    ............Die with a smile :)

  9. nash_b123 nash_b123
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 9:33am UTC
    LOVE
    something that never came out of that box of pandoras

  10. gabbylee333 gabbylee333
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    MOOOOOO
    imma fish

  11. gabbylee333 gabbylee333
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    I BLAME DISNEY MOVIES FOR MAKING ME GROW UP BELIEVING
    EVERYTHING HAS A HAPPY ENDING <|3

  12. gabbylee333 gabbylee333
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    That ackward moment...
    when u open ur closet in the hopes of finding NARNIA
    but instead u find JUSTIN BIEBER

  13. gabbylee333 gabbylee333
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    hahahahahahahaahahhabananahahahahhahahahhaahaha
    like
    this
    if u
    see
    where
    it says
    banana

  14. bvbtbslove123 bvbtbslove123
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    i'm only me when i'm with you

  15. bvbtbslove123 bvbtbslove123
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    loving you is suicide

  16. insidemyteenagemind insidemyteenagemind
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 10:45pm UTC
    Once a Grizzly, always a Grizzly ♥

  17. Twilighters_Only Twilighters_Only
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2009 12:28am UTC
    Well it's no wild grizzly...

  18. xswimmerx27 xswimmerx27
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 12:58pm UTC
    definitely no irritable grizzly,
    just.....
    Emmett Cullen <3

  19. mofos143 mofos143
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    that awkward moment when your brother looks like a grizzly bear.
    go bruins.

  20. bootsxdoraax bootsxdoraax
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 10:43am UTC
    if 2OOO
    PEOPLE
    CLICK THE ♥ I CANT GET A GRIZZLY BEAR AND NAME IT CINNOMEN
    NOT.;P
    format credit: thebeautifulunkown

:)

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