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molly09forever

1. molly09forever
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2013 3:51pm UTC
   Going to an restraunt with mom:
   Mom: You can bring some friends if you like
   Me: ...
   Mom: ....
   Me: .....
   Mom: .....
   Me: .....
   Me: What friends?
   
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2. molly09forever
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 10:03am UTC
   Your girlfriend is beautiful and loyal? Why cheat
   Why cheat? Its like throwing away a diamond
   And picking up a rock!:/
   
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3. molly09forever
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   August 28, 2012 3:58pm UTC
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4. molly09forever
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 3:35pm UTC
   When finishing a school presention I don't know how to end the presentation so i just say so yeah..umm..
   
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5. molly09forever
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   June 8, 2012 6:40am UTC
   The bish blocked me!
   
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6. molly09forever
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 12:40pm UTC
   Shut Up Im Ta lking..
   
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7. molly09forever
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2012 4:17pm UTC
   Mum & dad walk in my bedroom..
   Dad: Your mother and I have a question.
   Me:Yeah Yeah what have I done
   Mum: Why is it when we walk in your room youru always staring at your home screen?
   
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8. molly09forever
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2012 5:38am UTC
   From now on all my quotes are gonna be where im on omegle joking people around :o)
   Ill try and get there fb profile so if you do know someone who has been 'trolled' you can tease them too :)
   -Molly
   
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9. molly09forever
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2012 5:21am UTC
   Stranger: Im looking for a gf to spoil! Maybe skybe?;)
   You: No
   Stranger:Please hunny I love youuuuu!
   You: Only if you give me your fb profile.
   Stranger:Ok ok, Nathan tomo thomas, Now baby tell me what you'd do to me.
   You:You have just been trolled congratz! You have just told all of witty profiles your fb profile, now they will know that your a peado stalker looking for a relationship with a stranger, Whos a complete stranger! CONGRATULATIONS!
   Stranger: FUUU
   Your partner has disconnected
   ( This was all true)
   
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10. molly09forever
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:08am UTC
    Those people who meet there gf/bf
    on Omegle
    
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11. molly09forever
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    I dont have the skinnest body,
    The cutest eyes,
    A sparkeling smile,
    ...But I have the biggest heart
    inside♥
    ♥
    
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12. molly09forever
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    StuDYING
    
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13. molly09forever
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I wish we had something between us..
    Metoo!
    nmq/nnmq/nmfnm/nmf
    Like what?
    q/nnmq/nmf
    A brick wall.
    nmq/nnmq/nmfnmq/nnm
    nmq/nnmq/nmfnmq/n
    
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14. molly09forever
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    wHEN TO SPAIN, i GOT BIT SO I
    VISITED THE DOCTORS, IT SAID
    "ENGLISH SPEAKING
    DOCTOR" AND I THOUGHT OH,
    WHY DONT THEY HAVE AN
    ENGLISH SPEAKING DOCTOR
    IN OURS ASWELL.
    
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15. molly09forever
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    The meaning of YOLO means not to
    go out smoke weed, drink beer, take
    drugs it means to atchally go out and
    acheive something in your life what
    MATTERS!
    
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16. molly09forever
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Girls aint
    You cant just
    drop them
    when your
    bored
    
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17. molly09forever
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Girls aint
    You cant just
    drop them
    when your
    bored
    
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18. molly09forever
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Girls aint
    You cant just
    drop them
    when your
    bored
    
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19. molly09forever
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Girls aint
    You cant just
    drop them
    when your
    bored
    
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20. molly09forever
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Girls aint
    You cant just
    drop them
    when your
    bored
    
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