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  1. Snookkiis Snookkiis
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    ABOUT ME
    What if Peeta's dad wasn't a baker but a butcher his name would be
    "Meeta"
    T.u.m.b.l.r

  2. xxBiebers_Gurlxx xxBiebers_Gurlxx
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    2012: Cool Story Bro
    1833: Please do not repeat thy


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Districts of Panem
    District 1: Luxury District 2: Masonry
    District 3: Technology District 4: Fishing
    District 5: Power District 6: Transportation
    District 7: Lumber District 8: Textiles
    District 9: Grain District 10: Livestock
    District 11: Agriculture District 12: Mining

  5. EveryHelloEndsInAGoodbye EveryHelloEndsInAGoodbye
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:01am UTC
    Love is rare, life is strange, nothing lasts, & people change

  6. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    by n0stalgia
    THE GIRL ON FIRE,
    the boy with the bread,
    { l o v e s o r ea l }
    it messes with your head.
    S TAR-CROSSED LOVERS FROM
    a coal dusted hell,
    forced to kill at the ring
    of a bell.

    by n0stalgia

  7. angry_muffins angry_muffins
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Deep in the meadow, under the willow
    A bed of grass, a soft green pillow
    Lay down your head, and close your sleepy eyes
    And again when they open, the sun will rise
    Here it's safe, here it's warm
    Here the daisies guard you from every harm
    Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true
    Here is the place where I love you
    Deep in the meadow, hidden far away
    A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray
    Forget your woes and let your troubles lay
    And when again it's morning, they'll wash away
    Here it's safe, here it's warm
    Here the daisies guard you from every harm
    Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true
    Here is the place where I love you
    -The Hunger Games

  8. julietechoecho julietechoecho
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 9:02pm UTC
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  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    If Thats So Raven, Lizzie McGuire, Even Stevens, & Phil of the Future were still on Disney channel,
    I would be watching it every single day

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    I sprayed mosquito repellent on a mosquito.
    Now he'll never have any friends.

  11. ForeverAlone_x ForeverAlone_x
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Me: Can you grow please?
    Hair: NO!
    Boobs: NO!
    Height: NO!
    Stomach: Done.
    -.-

  12. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Yes Mom,
    I LIKE TO EAT A 5 COURSE MEAL
    WHENEVER I GET HOME FROM SCHOOL.
    YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 10:29am UTC
    credittofucker
    Ugly is such a strong word.
    I prefer "attractivley disabled".

  14. rocker09 rocker09
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 8:06am UTC
    mind = blown
    The mayan calander didn't account for leap year, so the world was supposed to really end 7 months ago.
    -rocker09

  15. TeresaMindlessTillTheEnd TeresaMindlessTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    Ok so i saw this on a top quote and decided to do it cuz i think it would be fun!!! Fav this quote and i will comment on your profile a name that would sound good with yours!!
    * Promise To Do All *

  16. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    Stranger: Do you know why firetrucks are red?
    You: Nope
    Stranger: well, firetrucks have 4 wheels, and 8 people on firetrucks.
    Stranger: 4+8=12.
    Stranger: there are 12 inches in a ruler.
    Stranger: Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
    Stranger: there was also a ship named after Queen Elizabeth.
    Stranger: the ship sailed the seas, and seas have fish.
    Stranger: the fish have fins.
    Stranger: people from Finland are also called fins.
    Stranger: Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago.
    Stranger: Russians are red.
    Stranger: and firetrucks are always Russian around.
    You: LOL

  17. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    PERSON: "GO TO HELL!"
    ME: "YEAH, COOL. SEE YOU THERE.
    MAYBE WE'LL HAVE COFFEE OF SOMETHING."

  18. Reader_Aubrey Reader_Aubrey
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    i dare you to fav this..
    and if you do, i will go to your profile, fav of few of your quotes, follow you and post something in your comment box, just to make your day a litle bit brighter.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    "I need a new profile picture."
    *takes picture*
    *looks at it*
    "Now I remember why I don't change my proifle picture."

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Friends: Oh my God, my boyfriend bought me this amazing necklace and told me he loved me.
    Me: Sometimes, old people say hi to me.

:)

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