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1. modelskinny
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 11:34am UTC
   Weight Loss Gifts
   when i'm 120 pounds,
   i'm going to buy a new curling iron.
   when i'm 115 pounds,
   i'm going to spend $100 on amazon.
   when i'm 110 pounds,
   i'm going to go on a $200 shopping spree
   and buy new bras and underwear and clothes.
   when i'm 105 pounds,
   i'm going to start wearing crop tops in public!
   when i'm 100 pounds,
   i'm going to start wearing bikinis
   <3
   
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2. modelskinny
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2011 8:16pm UTC
   stop everything
   you're doing and
   give me 100
   jumping jacks!
   wasn't that easy?
   now repeat that 5x a day
   and do it every day to lose an additional 1 pound each week. :)
   
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3. modelskinny
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2011 8:07pm UTC
   I am fat.
   No, I am not. I just have fat.
   My weight does not define me.
   Neither does yours define you.
   
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4. modelskinny
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   November 22, 2011 6:52pm UTC
   follow for a follow :)
   
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5. modelskinny
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2011 6:50pm UTC
   follow
   for
   a
   follow!
   
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6. modelskinny
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2011 6:49pm UTC
   looking for weight loss buddy
   who wants to lose 15+ pounds
   who can text (text free acount; not real number)
   and who wants to do it by janurary 1st...
   comment on my wall if interested. :)
   
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7. modelskinny
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2011 6:38pm UTC
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   Sometimes, I wonder...
   Will you even start to notice me if I lost 20 pounds?
   Or is this all a waste of time?
   
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8. modelskinny
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2011 5:56pm UTC
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   11/20/11 stats:
   height: 5'2
   starting weight: 130 pounds
   110 ----------------|-- 130
   current weight: 127 pounds
   3 pounds lost; 17 pounds to go <3
   
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9. modelskinny
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2011 5:02pm UTC
   Journey To Skinny Meal Plan
   disclaimer: this meal plan puts your calorie intake at dangerously low since it's only 568
   calories in total. you should not continue this meal plan for more than 1 month. if you're
   following this meal plan and you miss your period, stop and slowly return to a normal
   diet. if you stay on this diet too long, your body will eat your muscles to stay alive so
   again, DO NOT stay on this diet for more than 1 month. i also do not guarantee weight
   loss. weight loss is extremely difficult and takes a good mind set and consistent
   exercise. because this meal plan is less than 600 calories, i do not reccommend more
   than 2 hours of exercise a day. if you exercise, it should be 1 hour for four times a week.
   i am also not a professional. i am not responsible for any injuries!
   *always drink 2 cups of water before
   eating to trick your body into thinking
   it's semi full so you don't eat as much.*
   Breakfast:
   3 scrambled egg whites topped melted
   Light Laughing Cow Cheese (86 cal)
   1/2 cup of fat free milk (45 cal)
   Total: 131 calories
   Lunch:
   Salad with 1 cup of spinach (41 cal),
   1 cup of cherry tomatos (27 cal),
   1/2 cup of sliced cucumbers (8 cal),
   1 teaspoon of olive oil (120 cal),
   2 teaspoons of balsamic vinegar (20 cal),
   and 1/4 cup of boiled chicken (51 cal).
   Total: 267 calories
   Snack:
   any fruit of choice under 100 calories.
   Total<100 calories
   Dinner:
   1 serving of chicken noodle soup. (70 cal)
   *you can either make it homemade or get
   Progressive's chicken noodle soup. It has
   a lot of sodium so empty out half of the
   soup and replace it with water. It still
   tastes good... you just get rid of all the
   sodium they put in to perserve it for canning.*
   Total: 70 calories
   Total intake: 568 calories
   repeat for 30 days.
   you should experience a weight loss of 10-15 pounds.
   after 30 days, gradually add 100 calories each day until you are
   1800-2400 calories a day. you should do this gradually because
   if you suddenly binge, your body will react by storing it as fat.
   i'm starting this diet tomorrow!
   i will update with my weight loss every 3 days.
   if you want to do this with me, comment below and we can be
   weight loss buddies!
   
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