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mmichaylo

1. mmichaylo
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2012 9:33pm UTC
   Mr.Krabs really needs
   to get a DNA test on Pearl.
   
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2. mmichaylo
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2011 10:27pm UTC
   I DO WHAT I WANT,WHEN I WANT,WHERE I WANT.
   if my mom says its okay.
   
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3. mmichaylo
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2011 9:54pm UTC
   T T T T T T T T
   on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
   absolutely nothing cuz im f*cking single.
   
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4. mmichaylo
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 11:36pm UTC
   if you text two people at once,
   does that make you bitextual?(;
   nmf
   
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5. mmichaylo
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 11:59pm UTC
   i'm the type of girl who ,
   CANNOT stand it when:
   someone says"never mind"
   like b*tch,i needa know!
   ***not my f ormat
   
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6. mmichaylo
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 11:47pm UTC
   Whenever i see a not-so-attractive couple...
   it gives me hope <3
   
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7. mmichaylo
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2011 9:12pm UTC
   SOMETIMES:ya just gotta look in the mirror and say:"DAMN who is THAT and is she SINGLE?
   
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8. mmichaylo
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2011 9:10pm UTC
   did you know that-
   I've been smiling all day long
   because of what you said to me
   (:
   
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9. mmichaylo
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 11:47pm UTC
   BE-YOU-tiful.
   
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10. mmichaylo
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 11:30pm UTC
    *clicks the heart*
    "you must be signed in to favorite"
    *signs in*
    "you're already signed in silly"
    SCREW YOU WITTY.
    jkjkjk,im sorry baby i love you<3
    
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11. mmichaylo
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 11:51pm UTC
    yanno'when your watching ghost adventures,
    and ya have a mini stroke
    at the creepy a$$ baby doll they show right before the commercial?
    
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12. mmichaylo
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    i hate it when ~
    that pretty girl puts "ewwww" as their picture title
    and you just know someones gunna be all
    "OMG GIRL not ewwww, you're gorgeous!!(:"
    
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13. mmichaylo
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    PROMISES~
    sometimes, they b r e a k before they're made.
    -the strokes<3
    
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