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  1. x0iluvyoux096 x0iluvyoux096
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2009 5:59pm UTC
    Johnny Depp
    sexiest man over 40

  2. your_a_trainwreck your_a_trainwreck
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 3:51pm UTC
    In every part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself.
    There has to be.
    Otherwise its just not acting.
    Its lying.
    -Johnny Depp

  3. x0iluvyoux096 x0iluvyoux096
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2009 6:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. TickLemEpiiNk TickLemEpiiNk
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2005 4:07pm UTC
    you know when you have that feeLing
    when you Love someone so much that
    you cant wait to see them again .. <3'
    iLovethat. -- johnny depp. _____x0

  5. Flawless_Complection Flawless_Complection
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2005 5:47pm UTC
    I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.
    --Johnny Depp

  6. xoStephhhxo13 xoStephhhxo13
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2007 7:41am UTC
    if someone were to harm my family or a friend or
    somebody i love, i would eat them. i might end up
    in jail for 500 years - but i would eat them.
    ♥ johnny depp

  7. batman4eva92 batman4eva92
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2009 7:45pm UTC
    &+&+&+ Sometimes,
    when everyone is gone
    and no one cares.
    The only thing left
    is the blade

  8. sweetiesarah996 sweetiesarah996
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2009 8:06pm UTC
    and today I had a milkshake,
    .. it did not bring all the boys to the yard ):
    FML (:

  9. elijah_the_beaver elijah_the_beaver
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2009 7:33pm UTC
    Dance Costumes: $40
    Flash Light: $10
    Running away from a creepy van thats following you in the middle of the night in dance costumes: PRICELESS
    bad colors but w/e
    all mine

  10. i_love_emmett i_love_emmett
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 11:41pm UTC
    I have a joke. This is the joke:
    A squirrel walks up to a tree and says,
    "I forgot to store nuts in you and I died."
    It is funny because the squirrel died.
    hahahhahaha
    Dug - UP
    Ü

  11. elijah_the_beaver elijah_the_beaver
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    So I have this friend
    and shes totally amazing
    and i'm not sure if
    life could go on without
    her by my side. i
    love this kid with all
    my heart, she
    doesn't give a crap
    what you think of
    her. shes awesome
    because i can discuss
    geeky things like
    harry potter with her
    and not be called
    a geek. we can
    automatically understand
    each other with so few
    words. shes my
    best friend through
    everything and i
    wouldn't change
    anything about her.
    this friend has to be
    Maggie Mead
    **mine

  12. elijah_the_beaver elijah_the_beaver
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2009 3:59pm UTC
    ¯Sometimes all I need¯
    Is to blast my music
    and forget the rest of the world
    *mine.no jocking

  13. elijah_the_beaver elijah_the_beaver
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 8:58pm UTC
    *& who hates it when
    You have a guy friend but then a
    rumor goes around that you like
    him, even though you never even did,
    and then he hears and all the sudden,
    everytime you talk its just awkward??
    **venting. this might have to do
    with molly and emily cough cough.
    i know it was a joke but it was
    sorta kinda really annoying

  14. fireandrain fireandrain
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2009 6:29pm UTC
    FACE IT.
    We would make hot kids.
    lol not mine, love it tho.

  15. breezyy_looves_youu_x3 breezyy_looves_youu_x3
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2009 7:02pm UTC
    There's always that one person in every group of friends
    that nobody f**king likes. If you don't think so,
    then you're that person.
    -Dane Cook

    wow. this ones good;♥

  16. __cityofangels __cityofangels
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2009 10:14pm UTC
    most of the time, i wish my
    homework was asexual
    s o i t w o u l d do i t s e l f (:

  17. conversexriot conversexriot
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 7:46pm UTC
    ...&+ when I close my eyes, I see
    you for who you truly are which is
    UUUG-LAY.
    (:
    -She's the Man
    (:

  18. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 11:42pm UTC
    & you know that feeling you get...
    the one where you
    feel like dancing around and singing
    & you just feel so h a p p y and b e a u t i f u l
    someone might look at you and say
    "s h e m u s t b e i n l o v e"
    but really
    i j u s t s h a v e d m y l e g s
    & D A Y U M are they smooth =]

  19. elijah_the_beaver elijah_the_beaver
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 6:06pm UTC
    Stupid Mom Moment #1
    (I'm sitting on the couch)
    Mom: So your out of the shower?
    Me: What do you think mom?

  20. HPbeatles47 HPbeatles47
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2009 7:08pm UTC
    RememberWhen...
    Going to the mall was boring???

:)

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